I Say, I Say, I Say!

[Llewellyn Dowd]

Tell us a corny joke, let's empty the cloakroom!



Two heroin addicts mistakenly injected themselves with curry powder last night, they're currently in hospital. One has a dodgy tikka, the other is in a korma!



Mine's the denim jacket.

 

[jimharri]

A grandad asked his grandson what he wanted for Christmas.
"I want a bike, an iPod, some football boots and a Nintendo Wii," he replied.
"When I was a boy," said grandad, "all I got was an orange and an apple."
"Fuck me!" said the grandson, "a mobile phone AND a computer?"

I'm here all week!

 

[jimharri]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers.

The librarian says;

 

[betty swollocks]

two flies on a bog.one says what should we do..other replies lets just wait here till we get pissed off..
boom boom

 

[bluefandk]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers.

The librarian says;

Says what?

Says what?

I wont get any sleep until I know!

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?


They taste funny!



Mine's the one with the 1972 "Dandy" Annual in the pocket.....thanks! :)

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

Bloke says to his mate in the gym "I've been taking steroids and I've grown an extra cock!" his mate replies "Anabolic?" and he says "No, just a cock!"

 

[Dave Fabulous]

Bald Cat gets onto a bus.

Conductor says "Fur please".

*taxi !*

 

[buzzer1]

A bloke takes his kid to the zoo, when he gets there he sees only one cage with a dog in it, so he goes too
the office to complain and he says, you call this a zoo, one dog, one cage? and the ticket seller camly replies, thats right sir, its a shitzu.













Tubleweed, wind, gone.

 

[jimharri]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on time travel.

"Fuck off", says the librarian with her characteristic charm. "You never brought it back".