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I Say, I Say, I Say!
- Thread starter Llewellyn Dowd
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charliebigspuds
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kid comes home from school, walks into the house and there's nobody about,
he hears a noise coming from his sister's bedroom,
he walks in and she's on all fours getting nailed from behind he says "our kid what you doin?" "playing cards bro'" was her reply,
next he heard a noise from his parents room, he walks in and his parents are bang at it "mum,dad what you doing?" "playing cards son",
he walks down stairs and hear's a noise coming from the closet under the stairs, he opens the door to see his grandad, cock in hand, throwing one off "grandad, what you doing?" "playing cards grandson", "but grandad where's your partner?", who needs a partner with a hand like this.
mines the 1979 city tracky top.
he hears a noise coming from his sister's bedroom,
he walks in and she's on all fours getting nailed from behind he says "our kid what you doin?" "playing cards bro'" was her reply,
next he heard a noise from his parents room, he walks in and his parents are bang at it "mum,dad what you doing?" "playing cards son",
he walks down stairs and hear's a noise coming from the closet under the stairs, he opens the door to see his grandad, cock in hand, throwing one off "grandad, what you doing?" "playing cards grandson", "but grandad where's your partner?", who needs a partner with a hand like this.
mines the 1979 city tracky top.
Jake The Muss
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My dad used to work on a building site and there was this cat what always went there every morning. My dad always put out milk for it but one day someone dared him to put petrol in the bowl insted of milk. So he did it and like always the cat drunk it. Sudenly the cat just started zooming everywhere and then it just dropped to the floor.
No it didnt die it ran out of petrol.
No it didnt die it ran out of petrol.
maineroad68
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