I Say, I Say, I Say!

[buzzer1]

What do you call 12 Liverpool fans in court?













The Jury.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

what's the difference between a 69er and a mugger??

A 69er you see the cnut coming.

*coat on*

 

[jimharri]

Carlsberg don't do Juries.......Unless they do your shirt sponsorship as well!

OR

I can understand why Steven Gerrard ALLEGEDLY punched that DJ. What scouser would want to listen to "Working 9 til 5"?

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

Michael Sheilds calls himself a staunch Liverpool fan?


He's only been to one game in 4 years!

 

[jimharri]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a...ihg32h9gj0fk0kfkkkkkkfmmnnn273fbf111...

...FUCK SAKE KANYE LET GO OF THE KEYBOARD!

 

[MCFC BOB]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a...ihg32h9gj0fk0kfkkkkkkfmmnnn273fbf111...

...FUCK SAKE KANYE LET GO OF THE KEYBOARD!

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. YOU CAN WEAR ANOTHER COAT FOR THAT!

 

[jimharri]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a...ihg32h9gj0fk0kfkkkkkkfmmnnn273fbf111...

...FUCK SAKE KANYE LET GO OF THE KEYBOARD!

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. YOU CAN WEAR ANOTHER COAT FOR THAT!

Cheers. For an encore, what about;
Do you think dogs try to spice up their sex lives by doing it "people style"?
*Heads to wardrobe*

 

[brass neck]

Fella goes into a library asking for a book on underage dwarf sex,

The librarian says how can you stoop so fuckin low


fella says...yep, that's the one..............






shit, left my parka on my scooter

 

[buzzer1]

I'm on a whisky diet,

Ive lost 4 days.;(

 

[droylsdenblue]

2 cows standing in a field.
One says to the other....
'Are you worried about this mad cow disease?'
The other says 'Why would I worry? I'm a tractor!'