I Say, I Say, I Say!

[masterwig]

Bloke says to his mate in the gym "I've been taking steroids and I've grown an extra cock!" his mate replies "Anabolic?" and he says "No, just a cock!"

Bravo!

 

[jimharri]

I was just down at the chemist's (er, for my mate!).
"Do you sell Viagra?"
The assistant replied; "Yes Sir, we do."
To which I then enquired; "Can you get it over the counter?"
The assistant then looked at me and said; "It depends on how many you take!"

 

[Squelch]

I got home yesterdy and realised I'd forgotten my key. Everyone else was out, except for the lazy cat asleep on the windowsill. I tapped on the window and said, "Let me in!".

And the cat replied, "Me, how?".

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

What have Leonard Nimoy's wife and Port Stanley in the Falklands got in common?













They've both been fucked by Vulcans!!