I think it's over *UPDATE* It's not over.

[glen quagmire]

Bob, you live not 5 mins from me, let uncle quagmire take you under his wing. I'll take you into town and get you a propa burred from da locks or summat innit. Failing that, i'll sort you with a brass on the way home, if it's being dominated you like, i know a brass that will spit in your face as you ride her.

Uncle glen covers all angles, ooooohhh yeh!

if you choose to take up his offer double bolt you're back doors

Hahahaha! I don't do danglies mat! If your gonna smash those back doors in, there has to be a front entrance too.

 

[Boots_]

Has she always lived so far away from you bob? Where did you meet her? This has got internet written all over it

Yes.

We met, surprisingly, on YouTube. We were friends over MSN for about four months, and decided to give it a shot at a long-distance relationship. It felt like it could go somewhere, so I went the distance and asked to meet her. We spent a weekend together in April 2009, and then a full week in Weymss Bay in August 2009. We then began to meet much more often, meeting (on average) once every two months or so for a weekend.

For us to actually calculate the "real" length of this courtship, I think we have to apply the "dog years" method. Bob's 2 year relationship is 2 dog years, but for the rest of us, it equates to about 3 months. So, it's early days Bob. Maybe you shouldn't tell her that your relationship is akin to a dog's life, though.

 

[metalblue]

Yes.

We met, surprisingly, on YouTube. We were friends over MSN for about four months, and decided to give it a shot at a long-distance relationship. It felt like it could go somewhere, so I went the distance and asked to meet her. We spent a weekend together in April 2009, and then a full week in Weymss Bay in August 2009. We then began to meet much more often, meeting (on average) once every two months or so for a weekend.

For us to actually calculate the "real" length of this courtship, I think we have to apply the "dog years" method. Bob's 2 year relationship is 2 dog years, but for the rest of us, it equates to about 3 months. So, it's early days Bob. Maybe you shouldn't tell her that your relationship is akin to a dog's life, though.

Well nobody can accuse the lad of rushing into it!!!<br /><br />-- Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:26 pm --<br /><br />

WAKE UP

Bob mate, you met on youtube for fucks sake. Your relationship is about as meaningful as the piece of turd that I just flushed down the toilet. She's a relatively tidy young piece living miles away from her 'boyfriend' where she can get away with pretty much whatever she likes and she's started coming up with daft reasons to finish you? Come on mate smell the coffee

What does where they met have to do with anything?
For the first time BOB I actually “ahhhh” at your posts! :o)

For god sakes lads! Leave the guy alone ............ It’s his first love!!!!
If it works out for him then great, if not Im sure you will all be here to mock him afterwards!
Everybody should get the chance to experience it for themselves without people giving him grief

I say Good Luck to you Both xx

Mock? Us? Oh contraire, we will to a man (and lady) be there for bob if it all goes a bit pear shaped, infact I'm begining to think he will need us to help keep him out of uncle glen's hands...

Bob, you live not 5 mins from me, let uncle quagmire take you under his wing. I'll take you into town and get you a propa burred from da locks or summat innit. Failing that, i'll sort you with a brass on the way home, if it's being dominated you like, i know a brass that will spit in your face as you ride her.

Uncle glen covers all angles, ooooohhh yeh!

 

[Spiros]

We've both got other commitments (I have a seasoncard at City

God bless you BOB you sweet young thing. That is priceless.

I have found this thread to be depressing and heart-warming at the same time.

(You should call your band Exit by the way)

 

[Blue Smarties]

I'm not one that believes in soulmates, but the girl I have now is a good one. She doesn't lie to me, she doesn't cheat on me, and she shows me how she feels in ways that I couldn't have thought of

WAKE UP

Bob mate, you met on youtube for fucks sake. Your relationship is about as meaningful as the piece of turd that I just flushed down the toilet. She's a relatively tidy young piece living miles away from her 'boyfriend' where she can get away with pretty much whatever she likes and she's started coming up with daft reasons to finish you? Come on mate smell the coffee

Hit the nail on the fucking head. Minus the tidy bit, but that's personal opinion.

 

[glen quagmire]

WAKE UP

Bob mate, you met on youtube for fucks sake. Your relationship is about as meaningful as the piece of turd that I just flushed down the toilet. She's a relatively tidy young piece living miles away from her 'boyfriend' where she can get away with pretty much whatever she likes and she's started coming up with daft reasons to finish you? Come on mate smell the coffee

Hit the nail on the fucking head. Minus the tidy bit, but that's personal opinion.

Fuck off smarties!


























Go and get some work done.......go on shooooo!
;0)

 

[MCFC BOB]

We've both got other commitments (I have a seasoncard at City

God bless you BOB you sweet young thing. That is priceless.

I have found this thread to be depressing and heart-warming at the same time.

(You should call your band Exit by the way)

Well that takes up a day of my weekend. Weekends is when I normally see her.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Hit the nail on the fucking head. Minus the tidy bit, but that's personal opinion.

Fuck off smarties!
Go and get some work done.......go on shooooo!
;0)

I keep checking Wikipeadia hoping some kind Bluemooner has created a Wiki page but I've had no such luck, I'm going to have to learn German and translate some text I've found :-(
I'll be offski then!

 

[Spiros]

God bless you BOB you sweet young thing. That is priceless.

I have found this thread to be depressing and heart-warming at the same time.

(You should call your band Exit by the way)

Well that takes up a day of my weekend. Weekends is when I normally see her.

It's just the use of the word 'commitment',

Which is usually seen as referring to an obligation of some kind, not a hobby.

But still....my heart is warmed by all of this

 

[DannyBoy2890]

*UPDATE* It's not over

Thank goodness for that, I'll be able to sleep now without worrying