I would rather...than be a Red....

[Petrovs left peg]

I'd rather put hot pins in my piles and then sit in a bucket of salt & vinegar crisps, whilst being forcefed horseshit with a pitchfork

 

[The Good Doctor]

I'd rather have my arse fingered by an elephant than be a red.

 

[bluemoonchris]

I'd rather reply to an ad for a below ground apartment from Joseph Fritzl than be a red!

 

[Shafter]

I would rather suck rory delap off than be a red (shit, i already have)

 

[bluemoonchris]

I'd rather have a poo tash than be a red

 

[hateutd]

 

[Rainman68]

I would much rather dig up Jade Goody from her rat infested underground lair and enter her still wingeing,hate filled, repulsive, mockney and maggot ridden anus with my flacid member using her crystal meth smoking mother as a condom than be a red.<br /><br />-- Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:19 am --<br /><br />too much?

cant help how i feel.

 

[bluemike]

I'd rather be Malcolm Glazer than be a red.

 

[clairepartyring]

A hedgehog trying to cross the m25 in the rush hour!

 

[mancitygaz]

I'd rather be Malcolm Glazer than be a red.

nothing wrong with that,
He's a legend our Mr Glazer, soon to be knighted.