1_barry_conlon
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m27 said:Soulboy said:Me and 1-barry-conlon were simply trying to raise standards... you're just lucky I didn't ask for my usual bowl of olives and rocket!
Ah well, I suppose if you're happy with your half a mild and a bag of pork scratchings...
Mild and pork scratchings? That's nowt. After going our separate ways I was treated to the sight of one of our party with his gonads out bumping and grinding with two crack whores outside the Crown and Kettle.
You and Bazzer would have been outraged.
The wine was free actually. It's not what you know but who you know...!
Though the famous last words at 1 o'clock yesterday of 'i'm pacing myself and just taking my time' seemed to go out the window about 1.15pm.
Apologies to Mrs M27 if i came out with some complete drunken bollocks as i've not got a scooby what i said.Though i do recall something to do with piss...? I think i was on the gin by that time,with a pint of becks chaser.