If City could sign a commentary team, who would you have?

[Shaggy]

Barry Davies and Nedum Onuha

 

[bennyboy]

Ally Macoist, Micah and Keane.

Don't want a blue love in, I think Keane and Micah's chemistry is brilliant and Ally Macoist seems to be pretty neutral

Add on Andy Gray.I thought he was great it was his mate i had a problem with.

 

[talkativesprout]

Add on Andy Gray.I thought he was great it was his mate i had a problem with.

No No No...the stench of the cock on his breath in the studio would make em vomit

 

[Dr Quincy]

Ian Darke - the best of a mediocre bunch

McCoist or Dixon or Andy Townsend as co comm, not all three - we only need one co comm.

Buzzer, Nedum, Souness and Ratboy in the studio. Buzzer for sheer antagonism, Ned for intellect, Souness for some balance and Ratboy for someone to pick on

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

Peter Drury. Brilliant and his 'cacophonic joy' line against Villa is amazing!

 

[BringBackSwales]

Ian Darke - the best of a mediocre bunch

McCoist or Dixon or Andy Townsend as co comm, not all three - we only need one co comm.

Buzzer, Nedum, Souness and Ratboy in the studio. Buzzer for sheer antagonism, Ned for intellect, Souness for some balance and Ratboy for someone to pick on

Ian Darke? The **** who never stops going on about the cost of our defence and the cost of our bench. He is an utter fuckcunttwat

 

[talkativesprout]

Ian Darke - the best of a mediocre bunch

McCoist or Dixon or Andy Townsend as co comm, not all three - we only need one co comm.

Buzzer, Nedum, Souness and Ratboy in the studio. Buzzer for sheer antagonism, Ned for intellect, Souness for some balance and Ratboy for someone to pick on

Ian Darke

are you fuckin pissed

Only If i want to spend 90 mins listening to how much City's defenders cost.

I cannot think of a worse one

Richard Keys- Rag

Sourness dipper but pretty honest

Darke...a fuckin slimeball i would find difficult to mop up if he got hit by a jcb on the basis i'd just bought a new mop

 

[Debaser]

I'll always have a soft spot for Alistair Mann, hearing him now on city games reminds me of Granada tonight in the late 90s/early 00s city highlights.

 

[MeeBeeGeeBee]

Steve Coogan and Jim Carrey.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Peter Drury is a fantastic commentator. "Has a look, has a hit ohhhhhh!!!!"