If he's...

[Sigh]

Check his teeth. They won't lie.

That business about his birth certificate is nonsense. Is it a birth certificate issued contemporaneously with his birth (what 99% of people think), or a certificate of live birth (issued when exactly?) which is a piece of paper stating the obvious, i.e. the holder of this certificate was born alive. Asking me to place my trust in a "birth certificate" from Cameroon...and an Italian football club. lol

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Check his teeth. They won't lie.

That business about his birth certificate is nonsense. Is it a birth certificate issued contemporaneously with his birth (what 99% of people think), or a certificate of live birth (issued when exactly?) which is a piece of paper stating the obvious, i.e. the holder of this certificate was born alive. Asking me to place my trust in a "birth certificate" from Cameroon...and an Italian football club. lol

I dont know mind, teeth wont always be an indicator. Look at the new sets on Brendan Rodgers and Chris Fucking Coleman, they look like they came out of a young porcelain donkey

 

[stony]

17 ? He must have spent 16 of those sleeping with his head out of the window.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

He's had a head transplant!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

17 ? He must have spent 16 of those sleeping with his head out of the window.

....of a Boeing 747

 

[dazdon]

What benefit would they get by lying about his age?

 

[Unknown_Genius]

Here he is, with his Great Grandson.

 

[Sigh]

He's had a hard life.

 

[Cry Me A Weaver]

Bloody hell, the guys going to be huge when the rest of his body catches up with his head.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Some paper round, that.