If the world was created by a Big Bang?

[Stoned Rose]

It was Grealish who asked his barber for a "Penrose".

My man.

 

[Magicpole]

From Planet Caravan?

I've been waiting for Billy Graham to come back and tell us all!

Hes boring the arse off Phil and trying to get him to make a donation for his ministry. As we type. Poor Phil, first Genesis now financial Armaggedon.

 

[Ban-jani]

Surely, they are born everyday.

Clearly not, if they were we’d have heard off them.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Can anyone explain to me what was going on before it?

In the words of Karl Pilkington
“Was it a big bang, or did it seem big as their was no other noise about to drown it out?”

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

There’s no such thing as extra terrestrials

So you've never been to Oldham then ?

 

[Ban-jani]

So you've never been to Oldham then ?

You say that and I do not mean this as an insult, you sound north Manchester to me.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Somebody ( can't remember who ) once summed up the big bang theory on here, In the beginning there was nothing, then it blew up.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

You say that and I do not mean this as an insult, you sound north Manchester to me.

Dukinfield mate

 

[Bigga]

We did to explain shit we didn't understand

Same as science, non...?

 

[urban genie]

Same as science, non...?

Yeah but science ain't made up, gravity and atoms and stuff exist.

A beardy bastard living in a cloud city doesn't