If there was a Manchester civil war.......

[yozzer]

gorton, we would stand alone and crush all lol

 

[MATCITY]

My name is bammyius biggius bellyius, general of the strongbow legions, commander of the army of rochdale..........

Watch out the south (spit) my drunken army will sail down the ship canal to strike right at your heartland. Then when victory is upon us we shall feast on our bacon and sausage muffins!

because i'd hate to break my girly nails in battle, i'll volunteer to be serving wench and keep the Northern Legions fed with said hearty muffins...

southern defecters and spies will be sniffed out with one question.....brown sauce or ketchup....??

posh bastard

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

My name is bammyius biggius bellyius, general of the strongbow legions, commander of the army of rochdale..........

Watch out the south (spit) my drunken army will sail down the ship canal to strike right at your heartland. Then when victory is upon us we shall feast on our bacon and sausage muffins!

because i'd hate to break my girly nails in battle, i'll volunteer to be serving wench and keep the Northern Legions fed with said hearty muffins...

southern defecters and spies will be sniffed out with one question.....brown sauce or ketchup....??

After a weary day of fighting all a warrior requires is a rub down to relax his tired muscles. Can you give a decent massage without breaking your nails?

 

[bammy blue]

My name is bammyius biggius bellyius, general of the strongbow legions, commander of the army of rochdale..........

Watch out the south (spit) my drunken army will sail down the ship canal to strike right at your heartland. Then when victory is upon us we shall feast on our bacon and sausage muffins!

When you sail down the canal a militia from Failsworth shall join your numbers.

With our brothers from failsworth and other parts of our fair land we shall be victorious against the axis of evil from the south! (spit)

As we speak I am currently formulating a battle plan from my underground command center/coal mine, we shall banish the southern (spit) infidels to the swamps of trafford to drink from the nipple of the whiskey sodden one know only as slur phalex.<br /><br />-- Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:56 am --<br /><br />

My name is bammyius biggius bellyius, general of the strongbow legions, commander of the army of rochdale..........

Watch out the south (spit) my drunken army will sail down the ship canal to strike right at your heartland. Then when victory is upon us we shall feast on our bacon and sausage muffins!

because i'd hate to break my girly nails in battle, i'll volunteer to be serving wench and keep the Northern Legions fed with said hearty muffins...

southern defecters and spies will be sniffed out with one question.....brown sauce or ketchup....??

Good, good you shall be richly rewarded with gifts of strongbow and a used David Silva home shirt!

 

[Second Skin]

To all my northern comrades, I can confirm that the Prestwich Defence Force is armed and ready for action. Just give the order and we will strike with shock an awe.

We have recently performed some covert ops in the south and managed to intercept their supply lines of sun dried tomatoes, goja berries and soya milk. Let the bastards starve.

 

[Banshee]

My name is bammyius biggius bellyius, general of the strongbow legions, commander of the army of rochdale..........

Watch out the south (spit) my drunken army will sail down the ship canal to strike right at your heartland. Then when victory is upon us we shall feast on our bacon and sausage muffins!

because i'd hate to break my girly nails in battle, i'll volunteer to be serving wench and keep the Northern Legions fed with said hearty muffins...

southern defecters and spies will be sniffed out with one question.....brown sauce or ketchup....??

After a weary day of fighting all a warrior requires is a rub down to relax his tired muscles. Can you give a decent massage without breaking your nails?

im guessing i would be too busy with my muffins....but if required i can bring in some Northern Sirens that would be only too happy to oblige..

 

[gxblue]

the forgotten tribes of hyde are massing on the the banks of the river tame, when i say massing there are a few we managed to convince there was a wetherspoons, farmfoods and post office and that taxis would be provided by the new regime.

 

[jordinho09]

The southerners wouldn't even make it through the labrynth that is the Northern quarter.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

because i'd hate to break my girly nails in battle, i'll volunteer to be serving wench and keep the Northern Legions fed with said hearty muffins...

southern defecters and spies will be sniffed out with one question.....brown sauce or ketchup....??

After a weary day of fighting all a warrior requires is a rub down to relax his tired muscles. Can you give a decent massage without breaking your nails?

im guessing i would be too busy with my muffins....but if required i can bring in some Northern Sirens that would be only too happy to oblige..

Ah that sounds magnificent, the greatest way to wind down after a days battle. If they could throw a wank in as well that would be smashing.

 

[Banshee]

After a weary day of fighting all a warrior requires is a rub down to relax his tired muscles. Can you give a decent massage without breaking your nails?

im guessing i would be too busy with my muffins....but if required i can bring in some Northern Sirens that would be only too happy to oblige..

Ah that sounds magnificent, the greatest way to wind down after a days battle. If they could throw a wank in as well that would be smashing.

i can do better than that......i've got a flock of sheep