If there was a Manchester civil war.......

[Anonymous]

South for me. Always been a Confederate at heart I guess.

(oooo, shit, but without the inherrent racism, I just love banjo music)

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

im guessing i would be too busy with my muffins....but if required i can bring in some Northern Sirens that would be only too happy to oblige..

Ah that sounds magnificent, the greatest way to wind down after a days battle. If they could throw a wank in as well that would be smashing.

i can do better than that......i've got a flock of sheep

Fuck that have you ever had a wank off a sheep? By the way, being an expert and all, why is there no plural of sheep?

 

[Zonalmarking]

The south...East Didsbury battalion.

The south would win hands down, because everyone in the North would be too scared to leave the house without crutches which would hinder their disability allowance.

And none of the immigrants would join in so the south would outnumber the North 3 to 1.

The battle wouldn't last a week.

 

[Henry Chinaski]

The south...East Didsbury battalion.

The south would win hands down, because everyone in the North would be too scared to leave the house without crutches which would hinder their disability allowance.

And none of the immigrants would join in so the south would outnumber the North 3 to 1.

The battle wouldn't last a week.

You are right, it would last years. Guerrilla warfare being faught in the high rise flats of collyhurst ,blackley langley. it would be hell for you southerners to enter combat with the north.

However if we northerners can stop the supply of avocados and mung bean salad to southern strongholds like Chorlton and Didsbury. You will be begging for mercy.

 

[Anonymous]

The war would be over quickly as North and South rise to defeat territories to the West. Once the West was vanquished, it would all kick off again between North and South as they argued over who had the rights to Trafford.

North: "it's yours."

South: "fuck off, we want nothing to do with that shithole."

 

[Zonalmarking]

The south...East Didsbury battalion.

The south would win hands down, because everyone in the North would be too scared to leave the house without crutches which would hinder their disability allowance.

And none of the immigrants would join in so the south would outnumber the North 3 to 1.

The battle wouldn't last a week.

You are right, it would last years. Guerrilla warfare being faught in the high rise flats of collyhurst ,blackley langley. it would be hell for you southerners to enter combat with the north.

However if we northerners can stop the supply of avocados and mung bean salad to southern strongholds like Chorlton and Didsbury. You will be begging for mercy.

We'd probably leave the high rise patrons of collyhurst ,blackley langley alone. Their lives are shit enough as it is.

 

[Banshee]

Fuck that have you ever had a wank off a sheep?

no can't say i have nor am i ever likely too...im kinda lacking in the "parts" dept

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Fuck that have you ever had a wank off a sheep?

no can't say i have nor am i ever likely too...im kinda lacking in the "parts" dept

Yeah, but I bet one has felt up your boobs. That's first base as far as I'm concerned.