If we all manage to get in weds v Leipzig…

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’s more likely that City play Paranoid Android prematch to piss off our Google Payers.

 

[blue44]

we never text at home
and we never text away
our phones wont load
every fucking day
the ticket office twats
they must be pissed up
android apple
ok

 

[Mifred]

we never text at home
and we never text away
our phones wont load
every fucking day
the ticket office twats
they must be pissed up
android apple
ok

Can we phone you can we phone you can we phone you every week

 

[blue44]

city
manchester city
we are the lads who cant load our phones
city
the boys in blue never get through

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

“Blue moon….thought I’d be standing alone…..”

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It should have been there
It should have been theeeere
Opened my Wallet
It‘s not fucking there

 

[blue44]

city
not loading their phones
again
city
not loading our phones
again

 

[citymad]

I'm off home, I'm standing here like a berk,
I tried to pay on the phone
the fucking scanner won't work.
I'm off home......

 

[City Man]

I would suggest something about '5705' by City Boy.
But I am drunk, thick, totally bolloxed and got to get up for work cuntyfuck early.
So I won't.
Night all :)

Good morning. Hope you're feeling better.

 

[Tim of the Oak]

It should be iOS 12
It should be iOS 12
You legacy bastards
It should be iOS 12

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

How about stevie wonders load of mush.....
I just called
To say
I love you
But you won't bleeding well answer and I've been on hold for 3 hours yah bastards, stop pissing me off and answer the bloody thing

OK the last line needs a bit of work but it's nearly there

Nobody could fail to get the gist of the ditty - not even the deaf mutes in Customer Services. I got a message from my bank the other day. Could I call and confirm the email and mobile number, which they already have? Anyway, I gave them a tinkle and it was the usual "our lines are busy and we will answer as soon as . . . . . . .."! I thought 'Yer getting five mins"! I gave 'em six and they were still busy. God knows how much business is lost by companies who have fuck all staff answering the phone or can't give you a clear explanation of why summat is not quite right!

 

[blue44]

Nobody could fail to get the gist of the ditty - not even the deaf mutes in Customer Services. I got a message from my bank the other day. Could I call and confirm the email and mobile number, which they already have? Anyway, I gave them a tinkle and it was the usual "our lines are busy and we will answer as soon as . . . . . . .."! I thought 'Yer getting five mins"! I gave 'em six and they were still busy. God knows how much business is lost by companies who have fuck all staff answering the phone or can't give you a clear explanation of why summat is not quite right!

no fucking way will i remember to sing all that on wednesday !

 

[Manchester_lalala]

It should have been there
It should have been theeeere
Opened my Wallet
It‘s not fucking there

Simple and the best so far.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

no fucking way will i remember to sing all that on wednesday !

Yer don't need to, b, I've arranged for it to go pinging round those advertising hoardings and I paid a little extra to have one of those balls bouncing over the top of the words.

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Must be Blondie surely……….”Hanging On The Telephone“ from 1978……

 

[Tim of the Oak]

Rise up this morning
Smile with the Beswick sun
Three little hours
Spent on my mobile
Praying City, would answer my calls and emails
Singing, this is my message to you oo ooooooh
Don’t worry, about a thing
Cos every little ring is gonna be alright

 

[Mifred]

no fucking way will i remember to sing all that on wednesday !

Just go with a simple one
Number one never got through
Number two never got through
Number three never got through

 

[jrb]

Say that you want one(x2), All of the time (x2), Say that you need one (x2), Always be mine (x2), Cos we've got a match ticket, We've got a match ticket(x2), So glad you’re mine.

If you’ve got a match ticket, got a match ticket, got a match ticket, you’re a c*nt!

 

[blue44]

we love you mobile we do
we love your loading we do
we love our mobiles we do
oh mobiles fuck you !

 

[Mifred]

we love you mobile we do
we love your loading we do
we love our mobiles we do
oh mobiles fuck you !

Where were you where were you when we had plastic cards