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If you could fight any historical figure?
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Pelly Greeny said:Helmet Cole said:Bottomof page 1 -thought it would be sooner.nobody can eat fifty eggs said:Thatcher.
Mick Hucknall for me, with honorable mentions for bono and terry Christian (the c**ts)
Hardly historical figures!
I'd say that Hitler would be top of most peoples lists.
Is there a guarantee that we'd win the fight, it'd be pretty cool telling the kids that, back in the day, you'd given Genghis Khan a good kicking. Without that guarantee I doubt I'd be around to tell anyone anything.
If they're the rules, I'll take Bruce Lee, now there's some bragging rights
nobody can eat fifty eggs
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Joseph Mangele would be a candidate for a good twatting too.Ban-jani said:Joseph Goebbels
Not only was he a disgusting piece of shit, he had a snidey little rat face to go with it.
I'm not violent but would never get bored of kicking that face.
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Dicko69 said:Pelly Greeny said:Helmet Cole said:Bottomof page 1 -thought it would be sooner.
Mick Hucknall for me, with honorable mentions for bono and terry Christian (the c**ts)
Hardly historical figures!
I'd say that Hitler would be top of most peoples lists.
Is there a guarantee that we'd win the fight, it'd be pretty cool telling the kids that, back in the day, you'd given Genghis Khan a good kicking. Without that guarantee I doubt I'd be around to tell anyone anything.
If they're the rules, I'll take Bruce Lee, now there's some bragging rights
Good call, mind you saying you got twatted by him would be pretty good too - and at least people would believe you ;-)
Daz_Blue
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The Wicked Witch Of The West .....
I would have her do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge first .....
I would have her do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge first .....
kippax kid
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That no-mark cu#t Best after he's had a few so he keep's getting back up thinking he can still fight !!! That f#cking pissed up lush would of been fun to smack around ( that's for all you rags we still think your **** even in death) ;)
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Not quite sure.
If the OP had said "torture" the answer would have been Thatcher.
If the OP had said "torture" the answer would have been Thatcher.
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ifiwasarichfan said:Not quite sure.
If the OP had said "torture" the answer would have been Thatcher.
I'd fight anyone who fought the great lady.
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So many to choose from.
Pol Pot.
Mao.
Kim Jong-il or Kim Il-sung. I'd prefer the new one, because he's got such a punchable face, but he's not technically a historical figure yet.
Whoever invented Judaism before they did it, because that'd be a 3-in-1 bonus, taking out Christianity and Islam too (no doubt everyone would believe some other bollocks instead though).
All of this is based on the assumption that I come into the fight with a big axe and they have their hands tied behind their back.
Pol Pot.
Mao.
Kim Jong-il or Kim Il-sung. I'd prefer the new one, because he's got such a punchable face, but he's not technically a historical figure yet.
Whoever invented Judaism before they did it, because that'd be a 3-in-1 bonus, taking out Christianity and Islam too (no doubt everyone would believe some other bollocks instead though).
All of this is based on the assumption that I come into the fight with a big axe and they have their hands tied behind their back.