If you wanted to kill somebody and dispose of the body

Hamann Pineapple said:
mancityvstoke said:
Brick Top

expert

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4</a>

Fuck Brick Top. Him and his pigs are all in my boot. I want to know how to get rid of them and you lot ain't helping so far.


chicken wire then the deepest part of the nearest river. dont forget to weigh it down ;)

plenty of plastic bags or cling film is also a must
 
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My reply is on there.
 
crizack said:
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=189914&hilit=bleach&start=10

My reply is on there.

Yeah you've obv looked into it... but why mess about with all the blood and other stuff, and doin it in your own house, car etc..? regardless of all the bleaching etc it seems to increase the risk of getting caught... leaving the victim intact and disposing of it somewhere where it wont be found, such as at sea or incineration etc, would reduce the chances of forensic evidence.

So surely.. for you to do all that, you must think the risk is worth taking for the pleasure gained from mutilation..
 
why would you dispose the body?

I'd cut of the face and use it as a mask, make a table out of the bones and the rest of the skin as a table cloth, as for the organs I'd keep in the fridge (you never know when you'll need a donor) as for the muscle I'm sure they would make fine curtains.
 
Here is what I would do. Get a roll of chicken wire which is 7ft wide and about 10ft long. Roll it all out and pit body at one end. Roll body and chicken wire up so it is all wrapped around the body. Tie several bricks to the outside of the chicken wire so it will not float. Get a boat (preferably arrange this before you do the crime) and drive out to sea. When your bot in sight of land or other ships, cast your human sausage roll overboard. The fish will fit through the chicken wire and eat the body. Go back home, wash hands, watch tv.
 
rickmcfc said:
Here is what I would do. Get a roll of chicken wire which is 7ft wide and about 10ft long. Roll it all out and pit body at one end. Roll body and chicken wire up so it is all wrapped around the body. Tie several bricks to the outside of the chicken wire so it will not float. Get a boat (preferably arrange this before you do the crime) and drive out to sea. When your bot in sight of land or other ships, cast your human sausage roll overboard. The fish will fit through the chicken wire and eat the body. Go back home, wash hands, watch tv.


Sounds good. In parts of africa, people get dumped in the outland and get eaten by lions, hyenas etc.
 
mancityvstoke said:
Brick Top

expert

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4</a>
...haha first thought also !

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Hamann Pineapple...
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