If you wanted to kill somebody and dispose of the body

[law74]

Blue circle boots and a deep river.
Job done (oh and torch the car you brought the body to the river in and sink the boat you dumped the body off, no forensic, no evidence, no guilt).

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

Buy a dog, sell the dog or give it up, start digging a hole in your back garden, if anyone asks your dog's died and it's for the dog, bury the person in the hole.

 

[sickboyblue]

Put it through an industrial paper shredder..

chopped into stamp sized pieces then compressed into a bale.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

How would you do it ?

Put it in the Family Stand in August. Wouldn't get noticed till June.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

How would you do it ?

Put it in the Family Stand in August. Wouldn't get noticed till June.

PMSL!

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Acid Baths are apparently good, aint tried one yet but im struggling to eat all the body and the dogs bored of bones now

 

[daveduke67]

Sounds good. In parts of africa, people get dumped in the outland and get eaten by lions, hyenas etc.

So Knowsley Safari Park it is then.

Put it in a council workmans hi-viz vest and sit it near a hole. Nobody would suspect a thing if it did fuck all for months.

 

[the--dud]

• Get some Aluminium Oxide from a paint store or buy on eBay then make your own rust from Iron.
• Mix into Thermite.
• Go somewhere incredibly remote where a huge fire won't be noticed.
• Fill a huge tub with sand then stick body on top, then lots of you home-made Thermite.
• Ignite.
• Wait.
• Smash the glass formed from the melting sand and dispose of it somewhere.

That's what I did anyway :p

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

• Get some Aluminium Oxide from a paint store or buy on eBay then make your own rust from Iron.
• Mix into Thermite.
• Go somewhere incredibly remote where a huge fire won't be noticed.
• Fill a huge tub with sand then stick body on top, then lots of you home-made Thermite.
• Ignite.
• Wait.
• Smash the glass formed from the melting sand and dispose of it somewhere.

That's what I did anyway :p

Sounds complicated. What's eBay ?

 

[LongsightM13]

Just leave it on a train from Piccadilly to Nottingham via Sheffield. Other passengers will just assume it is a sleeping shitbag, even if the corpse doesn't wake up when you slap it in the face