If you were offered a job by another PL club...

[red 2 hats]

If there was a job ' head of relegation development ' at either the red shirts, I'd be all over it.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

They can hire me as a roofer to fix that roof, I'll turn up with a cement mixer and chainsmoke a load of rollies whilst I stare at the hole for days then charge them 80 grand to say its fucked

 

[Dirty Harry]

Not sure there’s much of an employment market for retired snipers or demolition experts in football, if there was, one I’d only work for City, the other I’d gladly offer my services, especially to certain other clubs, one in particular may actually need me.

PS, open to PM’s.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I would manage United for a 1 billion dollar contract.

I’d only last a few weeks at most, and would happily take the crippling buyout to see me off.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

On a serious note I suppose someone needs to keep Ferguson embalmed

 

[MikeF]

I could be the chef at United. I’d do a great job. If they think their standards are shite now, they ain’t seen nothing yet.

 

[Bald fraud]

I’d love a job at Liverpool. I’d sneak into klopps office everyday and do a big eggy fart

 

[TinFoilHat]

If I managed Liverpool I'd see how long I survived after calling out the fans behaviour and telling the ferals to stop doing it...

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Met Omar in Waitrose. I asked him why, he just said: “It’s Manchester United”

What a fucking prick.
Don't spill your spaghetti hoops down your Ronaldo pajamas tomorrow when the best striker in the world bags another hat trick

 

[blueste41]

Absolutely!
Late 90's early 00's I made a fortune from Rag players/managers book signings, regrets=none.