I'm Gonna Lamp one of them!!!!

[Cake]

Arseholes the lot of them.

Got the very definition of a 'plastic' at my work, he really gets on my tits.

Came in giving it Billy Big Bollocks about how they won etc etc etc.

Presuming as we live about 140 miles away he would be watching it on the TV being the avid Rag fan he purportes I asked him if he saw Granny Shaggers goal......Nah mate, I was fixing me mates car was the reply.

I just laughed.

 

[bluemoonno1]

ask them did they go,

usually works for me,

 

[mattlewis]

Its alright sadly in our office there are two "diehard" Preston North End, so "diehard that in a recent 5-aside game one of them turned up in a salford united shirt claiming "well there my second team"....anyway they started off saying how buzzers coments just prooved to the footballing world what a small club we are....words were said needless to say no united fans nor anyone actually spoke to me for the rest of my day so i say give them some verbal or just smash one of them.

 

[mancunial]

find who the main culprit is, soon as he gets up to go home walk behind him all the way out, follow him in your car to where he lives,sit outside his house for 5 mins, bet you he doesn,t sleep tonight, then when he comes in next day just sit there smiling at him, anticipation is probably the worst thing you can do to him, then make a list of each one of the red cnuts, then slowly but surelly get them back one by one, or you can do like i did and shag one of the red cnuts wives for keep calling me a blue bastered, i get sweet satisfaction everytime i see the red knobhead and he looks at me thinking he knows something i don,t?

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

find who the main culprit is, soon as he gets up to go home walk behind him all the way out, follow him in your car to where he lives,sit outside his house for 5 mins, bet you he doesn,t sleep tonight, then when he comes in next day just sit there smiling at him, anticipation is probably the worst thing you can do to him, then make a list of each one of the red cnuts, then slowly but surelly get them back one by one, or you can do like i did and shag one of the red cnuts wives for keep calling me a blue bastered, i get sweet satisfaction everytime i see the red knobhead and he looks at me thinking he knows something i don,t?

wtf hahahaha

 

[Balti]

or you can do like i did and shag one of the red cnuts wives for keep calling me a blue bastered, i get sweet satisfaction everytime i see the red knobhead and he looks at me thinking he knows something i don,t?

Thats so low, really really low. How can you look in the mirror?
shagging a rags wife when there are so many perfectly decent football teams with fans with wives you could have shagged instead

 

[mancmackem]

find who the main culprit is, soon as he gets up to go home walk behind him all the way out, follow him in your car to where he lives,sit outside his house for 5 mins, bet you he doesn,t sleep tonight, then when he comes in next day just sit there smiling at him, anticipation is probably the worst thing you can do to him, then make a list of each one of the red cnuts, then slowly but surelly get them back one by one, or you can do like i did and shag one of the red cnuts wives for keep calling me a blue bastered, i get sweet satisfaction everytime i see the red knobhead and he looks at me thinking he knows something i don,t?

Again, even more sublime, and better than the' Denis Irwin leather jacket in the Liffey' story on here from a few years back.

 

[samharris]

find who the main culprit is, soon as he gets up to go home walk behind him all the way out, follow him in your car to where he lives,sit outside his house for 5 mins, bet you he doesn,t sleep tonight, then when he comes in next day just sit there smiling at him, anticipation is probably the worst thing you can do to him, then make a list of each one of the red cnuts, then slowly but surelly get them back one by one, or you can do like i did and shag one of the red cnuts wives for keep calling me a blue bastered, i get sweet satisfaction everytime i see the red knobhead and he looks at me thinking he knows something i don,t?

Heres the best thing to do( have said this one before a long while ago.) find out where the mouthiest rag lives drive there late at night and write in lipstick on the widscreen " stay the fuck away from my husband woman or else"..
poor sods wife/girlfriend will get a right grilling whereas the rag will never ever be sure that his wife/girlfriend wasnt/isnt being unfaithful... ;)

Next time he's watching the scum in 3d he'll be wonderin if wifeys up to owt ;)

 

[bitterbilly]

Go along with it but make sure you remember each rag, so when we get there you can give it them back every day every week for all the shit we've had through the years.

 

[urmstonlad]

After remaining calm most of the weekend despite my deep disappointment, this morning I walked into work to see Red John scuttling up to our main office. When I got there the fuckin knobheads had adorned my office with newspaper cuttings of their hollow victory and to add insult to injury the changed my desktop theme to a picture of Rooney's 'shinned' goal!!!

They've been relentless all day, but I've held my head high and risen above it all. I've left the newspapers & the desktop theme where they are to show them I'm a better man than any of them. I'm not a violent man, but how the fuck I haven't nutted one so far is beyond me and I seriously don't know how I've kept my emotions in check!!!

HELP ME, I need inspiration and heavenly intervention!!!

I think I'd like to go for a pint with Red John, he sounds like a right laugh.

Being a city fan surely you should be used to the endless abuse by now?