In a life or death combat scenario...

[mcfc_ms]

Lion. Simply because it might get distracted by a ball of string or something. Then kick it in the Jaffa's

Then the lion would just kill and eat. The gorilla would take the piss and just keep kicking the shit out of you

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Are they both sober?

The lion has had a few Desparado's and the Gorillia's been in a cocktail bar for 3 hours on 2 for 1 offers. Not sure how drunk they are tho...

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

In a life or death situation always go for the eyes, no matter how fearsome the foe, they can't do anything if they can't see what's happening.

 

[bobmcfc]

Easy

Gorilla

 

[Bill]

i'll chance the lion.

 

[bobmcfc]

I'd rather be beaten to death than slashed and eaten alive. You could argue that the gorilla would beat you unconscious and it would be a less painful end

 

[mancityvstoke]

Make friends with the drunken Gorilla and both do the pissed up Lion in.

It won't know what hit it.

(Tactics? Gorilla warfare)

 

[DelToro]

Before resorting to violence I would enter into some mediation with both parties and identify common interests and possible shared outcomes.

Basic sign language might work with the gorilla.

Not sure about the lion - any of the Narnia books might provoke a point of reference perhaps.

 

[Cellarite]

I'd have to fight the gorilla. The lion will be more unpredictable to a human because they are completely different to us. At least we sort of know how the gorilla's body works. Gauge the fucker's eyes then punch it in the head whenever possible.

 

[kaz7]

I'd have to fight the gorilla. The lion will be more unpredictable to a human because they are completely different to us. At least we sort of know how the gorilla's body works. Gauge the fucker's eyes then punch it in the head whenever possible.

did you see the poor american women who had her face and arms ripped off by the pet gorilla? i'd take my chances with the lion and hope there is a tree nearby as thay can climb but not very high