In a life or death combat scenario...

[kinkysleftfoot]

Gorilla as I reckon I may be able to run it to exhaustion ..........it's the only option!

 

[Cellarite]

I'd have to fight the gorilla. The lion will be more unpredictable to a human because they are completely different to us. At least we sort of know how the gorilla's body works. Gauge the fucker's eyes then punch it in the head whenever possible.

did you see the poor american women who had her face and arms ripped off by the pet gorilla? i'd take my chances with the lion and hope there is a tree nearby as thay can climb but not very high

Don't try to confuse me when I've made my mind up woman. The very thought of the gorilla going for my beautiful face has made me feel all queasy.

Is it true about cats and dogs that if you pull their front legs apart, their hearts fall out and they die?

 

[Lavinda Past]

If the fight was in the morning...

Gorilla.

I'd distract him with a banana.

I always carry a banana with me for lunch.

If the fight was after lunch...

Lion.

Lions get tired in the afternoon.

I'd get him while he was napping.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Are they Labour, Tory, Lib Dem or other?

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Are they Labour, Tory, Lib Dem or other?

Labour Lion and Ukip Gorilla, although they don't really talk about the reasons. It was just on a tick box questionaire.

 

[another generation]

Is this another Phil Collins RIP thread?

 

[Davs 19]

I'd have to fight the gorilla. The lion will be more unpredictable to a human because they are completely different to us. At least we sort of know how the gorilla's body works. Gauge the fucker's eyes then punch it in the head whenever possible.

did you see the poor american women who had her face and arms ripped off by the pet gorilla? i'd take my chances with the lion and hope there is a tree nearby as thay can climb but not very high

Don't try to confuse me when I've made my mind up woman. The very thought of the gorilla going for my beautiful face has made me feel all queasy.

Is it true about cats and dogs that if you pull their front legs apart, their hearts fall out and they die?

I'm off to find the neighbours cat. I'll let you know later. Hopefully it's true.

 

[pee dubya]

Lion easily, absolutely nothing you could do against a big, pissed off gorilla, you'd be dead in seconds.

 

[andyhinch]

I'd have to fight the gorilla. The lion will be more unpredictable to a human because they are completely different to us. At least we sort of know how the gorilla's body works. Gauge the fucker's eyes then punch it in the head whenever possible.

did you see the poor american women who had her face and arms ripped off by the pet gorilla? i'd take my chances with the lion and hope there is a tree nearby as thay can climb but not very high

Don't try to confuse me when I've made my mind up woman. The very thought of the gorilla going for my beautiful face has made me feel all queasy.

Is it true about cats and dogs that if you pull their front legs apart, their hearts fall out and they die?

Not exactly but you kill them like that, they don't have latera joints and it fucks them up. good luck.l

 

[Mikeegrini]

Does the gorilla have any scars and has the lion any acting ability?