Inbred towns

was in Lincolnshire recently on business and Grantham and Newark-On-Trent is chav central.. seriously place is full of mingers.
 
Qn the way to watch City at Notts County we stopped at a pub in a village a few miles SE of Sheffield. 3 of us walked in and the place went deadly quiet. With about 30 locals staring, our Kid got the beers in . A very quick pint followed and we fucked off. Got to Nottingham and had no problems in the pubs. Must have been yonners? That pub was definitely in North Notts. All them places over the other side must be cursed.
 
was in Lincolnshire recently on business and Grantham and Newark-On-Trent is chav central.. seriously place is full of mingers.
Lincolnshire is like Cumbria. Just when you think it can't get any worse you drive into an even more inbred village. If it wasn't for the good soil I'm sure the east of the county would have been used to test viruses or nuclear weapons.
 
South Wales has some belters. Newport is a good shout but there's also Merthyr Tydfil, Caerphilly, Port Talbot, Neath and Llanelli. There's also a valley village called Penrhys where the road ends and everyone looks like they're auditioning for a remake of Deliverance. Even coppers in patrol cars won't go there. If you stray there and the natives spot you you're on your own.

Fucking hell, I stopped there with the cousin about 10 years ago when we got lost. I'd swear they shot that wrong turn film there, never been in such an unfriendly place in my life. Went for a pint in the pub after driving round four hours and we could feel the fucking eyes of the locals, weird bastards.
 
Qn the way to watch City at Notts County we stopped at a pub in a village a few miles SE of Sheffield. 3 of us walked in and the place went deadly quiet. With about 30 locals staring, our Kid got the beers in . A very quick pint followed and we fucked off. Got to Nottingham and had no problems in the pubs. Must have been yonners? That pub was definitely in North Notts. All them places over the other side must be cursed.
Sounds like that pub in An American werewolf in London; "Keep off the moors"!
 

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