Inbred towns

Fucking hell, I stopped there with the cousin about 10 years ago when we got lost. I'd swear they shot that wrong turn film there, never been in such an unfriendly place in my life. Went for a pint in the pub after driving round four hours and we could feel the fucking eyes of the locals, weird bastards.
To be fair don't confuse hopelessness, social deprevatoon and poverty with in breeding they are not always the same thing .

I would say the worst in breeding still goes on in the upper echelons and in the great Parks
 
Lincolnshire is like Cumbria. Just when you think it can't get any worse you drive into an even more inbred village. If it wasn't for the good soil I'm sure the east of the county would have been used to test viruses or nuclear weapons.

Full of all sweaty Polish people too !! they all seem to work at the LOROS cake factories.. funny that !!
 
I'd really hate to live in a small town like Emmerdale.. everyone would know your fecking business when you go for a pint must be unbearable and an effort just walking down the street after a night on the piss and shagging one of the girls who knows every fecker in the village/town. No thank you !
 
Oi.....Cheeky twat, I fucking live there. You're not wrong though. It just look strange being refered to with all of the above.

Haha

I know it very well. My gran's side of the family are from Dolgellau. Spent a lof time there as a kid. My uncle, aunt and cousins still live there.

Poor you, the town is full of Liverpool and United fans, and the pubs (e.g. Torrent and Cross Keys) are terrible.
 
What.....The Torrent is a cracking boozer,great local beers and great atmos. The rest aren't worth bothering with though. Match nights are great....went in to watch last weeks untied match, all the usual rabble in singing and shouting....within 10 minutes, just me and a Sunderland fan mate were the only 2 watching,all match.
 
I'd really hate to live in a small town like Emmerdale.. everyone would know your fecking business when you go for a pint must be unbearable and an effort just walking down the street after a night on the piss and shagging one of the girls who knows every fecker in the village/town. No thank you !
You do know it's not a real village?
 
Also I'd like to throw in Scarborough.
In summer it's a reasonably nice place to live, great location to get to Cayton, Whitby, Robin Hoods Bay and the likes and it's bearable down the beach front. But in the winter it's horrible, when the tourists have left you see the Scarborians for who they really are. Some of the worst people I have met, entitled, rude, inbred, drug addled, they're a rancid bunch and they're the only cunts to populate the town centre and drinking holes in the winter months bar the odd coach load from Castleford!!
 
Skelmersdale. Pulled into a car park in the centre one time to do a service call in the shops. Didn't pay much attention to the stacked up, multi-coloured shipping containers behind me till a door opened in one of them. Fuck me they weren't shipping containers, they were houses. What a fucking shithole. An overspill from an overspill.
 
Skelmersdale. Pulled into a car park in the centre one time to do a service call in the shops. Didn't pay much attention to the stacked up, multi-coloured shipping containers behind me till a door opened in one of them. Fuck me they weren't shipping containers, they were houses. What a fucking shithole. An overspill from an overspill.

Now that IS a fkin hellhole.
 

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