I have them manclad but passing them onto you and then having to live with the pain that you'd ruined your life, through drink, women, drugs, fast cars, a pad in Monaco, travelling the world, executive boxes at City, a castle in Scotland and then probably squandering the rest, would weigh too heavily on me..!
My conscience just wouldn't allow it.. I just couldn't live with myself knowing that I'd burdened you with all of the above..!
No, please, there's no need to thank me..!
Think of it as a lucky escape..!