Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese
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Never trust a sober one ;-)I always thought he had something of the drunk solicitor about him.
Never trust a sober one ;-)I always thought he had something of the drunk solicitor about him.
I would never call you an old bore.I 'm not trying to be a smartarse here,but if I remember what I was taught during English literature lessons back at school in the late 1960s, I think it was Napoleon (the boar who became the leader of the pigs) who said the lines about all animals being equal etc.
(And please no mentions about me and "old bores" in any replies to my post. You will just be telling me something I already know) .(According to SWMBO anyway).
Grunt,Grunt. I'm geeting on a bit,so these days my favourite watering hole is -I would never call you an old bore.
I might call you an old boar, though!
Seeing as how you can see into the future Bill,any chance of PMing me this weekends winning lottery numbers. Please.
I’d love there to be dirt on Gill the instigator of all the shit that we have had to put up with.
You truly are a good hearted soul and I'm glad manclad appreciates youI have them manclad but passing them onto you and then having to live with the pain that you'd ruined your life, through drink, women, drugs, fast cars, a pad in Monaco, travelling the world, executive boxes at City, a castle in Scotland and then probably squandering the rest, would weigh too heavily on me..!
My conscience just wouldn't allow it.. I just couldn't live with myself knowing that I'd burdened you with all of the above..!
No, please, there's no need to thank me..!
Think of it as a lucky escape..!