Innocent people that offend you

[malg]

Cunts who wear their jeans round their knees, with a belt!!

what is the fucking point of wandering about pulling them up a little but only as far as the bottom of your arse, i dont want to see your primark underpants for fuck sake!

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One of you clever fuckers out there needs to put Ferguson's face on this.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Cunts who wear their jeans round their knees, with a belt!!

what is the fucking point of wandering about pulling them up a little but only as far as the bottom of your arse, i dont want to see your primark underpants for fuck sake!

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Atleast he aint got a belt on.

 

[Slicker than Sommeil]

People who listen to Wiz Khalifa or any other shit young rapper who raps about weed and money.
People who try too hard to be different. It just fails.
United fans (even though they aren't innocent).

This.
"Ooooo look at me, I'm unique because I'm wearing a denim jacket and doc martens. I'm19 and from Surrey and think this is cool and unique and no one else where's this." When half of fucking Fallowfield do in that shite Troff bar.
FUCK OFF.

i love this guy !!

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Sums up southern students that live in Fallowfield, and my previous post perfectly.

 

[Fame Monster]

Anyone who has their photo with a celebrity. It's quite widespread now so people think that it's acceptable to pressure someone into doing something which they very likely do not want to do. But it's not: it's selfish and embarrassing, especially if your 10th birthday has come and gone.

Everytime I see one of those photos, it's obvious the one forced to be in the picture is not smiling, not genuinely happy, but rather muttering through gritted teeth, 'I wish this **** would just fuck off'.

Also, people at parties, mainly girls, bowling about with a camera getting everyone to pause having a good time so that they can take a photo of them. It's like watching an episode of Bernard's Watch watching these Kodak-wielding pricks spoil the fun. And then when you do tell them to fuck off, they look at you as if you're the weird one because you don't want to stare into an intense flash of light. And this is just in Britain. I don't even want to begin thinking what it's like in China.

 

[malg]

Bald middle aged men wearing 3/4 length tracky bottoms. I don't give a nun's clunge what the weather is like, you're a ****. Grow up.

Grown men who drink WKD. It's a fucking kids drink. You're not cool, and the fact that you think you look like one of the twats off the not at all funny adverts means you are also a ****.

Women at the checkout who pay in cash, then have a separate compartment for every different coin they are given in change. Fucking inconsiderate twats.

Women in Tesco/Asda who phone their husband and ask shite like 'do you fancy fish fingers/a pie/steak tonight'.....couldn't you have asked before you left the house you lazy ****.

Anyone who gives medical attention to Alex Ferguson.

 

[2sheikhs]

White kids who talk in a Jamaican accent.

 

[Lavinda Past]

White kids who talk in a Jamaican accent.

The ones who say 'harks' instead of 'ask' - What is that all about?

 

[talkativesprout]

White kids who talk in a Jamaican accent.

By jove i think we have a winner...innit.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

White kids who talk in a Jamaican accent.

This will take some beating tbh.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

White kids who talk in a Jamaican accent.

i hate that.

but try saying beer can without sounding like your from jamaica saying bacon