Insect bites

[Barcon]

You haven't lived until you've had to go for a piss in the middle of the Canadian woods.
Holding your knob in one hand and your beer in the other leaves you having to try to fend the little buggers off with a fencing motion.

 

[idahoblues]

You haven't lived until you've had to go for a piss in the middle of the Canadian woods.
Holding your knob in one hand and your beer in the other leaves you having to try to fend the little buggers off with a fencing motion.

I would think your knob smell would keep them away

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Used to use this stuff when fishing the Ebro in Spain. Brilliant stuff. I think it's available here. Kills mossies, black flies and all manner of flying nasty bastards.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You haven't lived until you've had to go for a piss in the middle of the Canadian woods.
Holding your knob in one hand and your beer in the other leaves you having to try to fend the little buggers off with a fencing motion.

That should foil them.

 

[-dabz-]

Indeed, the **** of all cunts in the insect world,worse than wasps.

Had one bite me once...I thought someone had stubbed a cig out on my arm. Newborough forest in Anglesey was full of them....The little bastards don't give up so we got the fuck out of there.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Eat garlic

 

[Barcon]

That should foil them.

Touche.

 

[idahoblues]

Eat garlic

They love garlic

 

[frothy]

I attract mosquitoes, little bleeders think it's tea time. Over the years I've tried just about every spray, plug-in, wristband, belt fan, candle, ultrasonic fan, homemade remedies etc 99% with poor results. This one actually works for me. Frustrating having to carry it around all the time and reapply but it smells better than most.

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A similar thread a few years ago a poster offered to send out some things to try. I received one of these for after bite, worked a treat.

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a butt plug?

 

[Barcon]

Do not bathe/shower with soap/shampoo. I'm going up north to Algonquin park soon for a week.
I'll shower before I leave and not again until I get back.
A dip in the lake everyday will be enough to get rid of the cheese.