Fiftyyearsandcounting
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As a nipper, my dad took me to circus (Heaton Park I think), a dwarf, dressed as an elf, pinched by bum and then winked at me. It really scared me, I honestly thought he had put a spell on me and I would end up a midget..Statistically there is a higher probability of being bummed by a clown than the rags finishing above us