Is anybody “Snobby” about anything?

Football. Ashamed to say I’m not interested in any matches outside of the premiership. I have no idea which division the Sheffield clubs are in or the Bristol clubs etc. Yet I‘ve followed City since the seventies- this is only in the last five years. When I catch one of these games I can’t believe the number of errors and poor passing.
I don't know if I'm a snob or pedant when it comes to people who refer to the Premier League as the Premiership, but I do know it really annoys me
 
Chinese all you can eat. You know where I’m going with this. Cunts who heap about ten different things on the same plate. They then have a very slow walk back to their table, trying not to spill it. They then leave half of it and repeat the process. Take your time. It’s All You Can Fucking Eat. You aren’t being timed.
Classless utter twats.
Same applies to carveries. I won’t even go in them. Fat people with plates piled high with overcooked meat, dried up Yorkshire puddings, overboiled veg and sticky paxo drownes in gloopy bisto.

Shite. I turn into Jacob Rees Mogg when my wife suggests one. She fucking loves them.
 
I don't know if I'm a snob or pedant when it comes to people who refer to the Premier League as the Premiership, but I do know it really annoys me

With you there brother. But I’ve at least reached the stage where I can step back from the forum, count to 10 and carry on my life without correcting them.

Hopefully you’ll get there one day.

Obviously I can’t extend the courtesy to real life situations. Where I normally adopt an overly confused expression and ask them if they’re talking about the Scottish or the Rugby Union Premiership?
 
Chinese all you can eat. You know where I’m going with this. Cunts who heap about ten different things on the same plate. They then have a very slow walk back to their table, trying not to spill it. They then leave half of it and repeat the process. Take your time. It’s All You Can Fucking Eat. You aren’t being timed.

Classless utter twats.

Oh but you are being timed in a lot of them. Often 90 minutes. So every minute spent walking back and forth is cutting into those precious stuffing your face minutes. Pile it high.
 
"The UK serial ran for twenty-three episodes from 1990-1993 and is well worth watching, not just for its top-shelf comedy but for the wardrobe of Bertie Wooster, which provides an outstanding visual introduction to the classic British style of the Golden Age."

I would also add the wardrobe of Lord Peter Wimsey to that.

 

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