Didsbury Dave said:sweep said:You mean you've turned up to suck DD's cock?
Fall in line, oh tubthumpers, your king has come from the wilderness to lead you into battle. His sword of truth hangs heavy over all he perceives as disloyal to the empire of the Good Lord Mancini. Happy are those who rejoice in his draws, for the kingdom of Rome was indeed not built in a day.
And he will strike down and take great vengeance on the misguided and poisonous cabal, who will flee from his righteousness.
Aye, anyone who doesn't automatically think that Mancini is a clueless twat is definitely a tubthumper who doesn't deserve to stand in the same circles as Dave and his lovely little lapdog. It's not that we might just see through Dave for what he is, it's that we're all wrong.
Not as poetic, but at least twice as true.