Is Nigel De Jong Man City's Chuck Norris?

[bluemonkey71]

bloody brilliant thread....cracks me up lmao

 

[Mikem93]

Nigel De Jong has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2002 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

 

[Mr Rich]

Nigel De Jong created the colour black

 

[Mikem93]

Nigel De Jong doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

[BlueBoy93]

Nigel de jong was brought up by a wolf family

 

[ICT-Tam]

Nigel De Jong is the reason waldo is hiding.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Nigel De Jong created Giraffes..... by uppercutting a horse.

 

[Mikem93]

Human Cloning is banned because if Nigel De Jong was ever cloned and the two met eachothjer in a midfield battle it could cause the end of the world because nothing that awesome would exist again EVER

 

[AlthamBlue]

Nigel De Jong can unscramble an egg

 

[MarkC09]

Nigel De Jong doesn't get frost bite, he bites frost.