It’s Quiet 20 - What is the Wirtz that could happen?

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We’ve targeted defenders that love to defend. They can also play out but they both love to defend. Also they’ve both apparently got leadership qualities.
Can see it now khusanov , reise, Dias, gvardiol in defence with rodders, foden , kdb savinho , haaland , marmoush going to be fun to watch.
 
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Rival fans. Lots of opinions about us buying young players because 'when they're relegated, young players won't leave.' Or, "How the f*** are they buying players?" The simmer has only just begun and I am hoping that the piss doth boil right over.
FFS! :-)

I've often wondered if the reason we've never done a PSG, Barça, Real or Chavs & broken the world transfer record, was to stop people accusing us of using terrorist oil money to hoover up football's elite talent, thus buying success & ruining football, blah blah blah... They accused us of the very same anyway!

The prices we've paid for our legends has flummoxed our detractors. Yaya was a Barça reject. Spanish Dave was too small & skinny to succeed in English football. Tevez was a ManUre reject. Baldy's tiki-taka brand of footy would never work over here. Ferny who?

KDB? That Chelsea reject for £55m? They're fuckin nuts! Ha ha ha ha.

£50m for Kyle fucking Walker & the same for John Stones? Bwahahahaha!

Leicester rinsed City for Mahrez!

Who the fuck are Laporte, Dias & Rodri? Never heard of em!

Nah! No way have City got Haaland for £51m! They're fuckin crooks! FFP needs to investigate, pronto!!!

2025 - Not even City fans have heard of this lot who we're in for. Football's "City are finished" celebrations over the last two months, have been quickly replaced with that familiar feeling of foreboding & inevitability.

Txiki wants to go out with a bang. Viana wants to announce himself with a bang. Pep doesn’t want to soil his legacy, because his Manchester City squad circled the toilet bowl, before disappearing down the eternal sewer bound u-bend on his watch.

The thought of facing the brutish Khusanov who looks criminally insane, must be giving everyone nightmares! Lol :-)
 
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Rival fans. Lots of opinions about us buying young players because 'when they're relegated, young players won't leave.' Or, "How the f*** are they buying players?" The simmer has only just begun and I am hoping that the piss doth boil right over.
It's pretty much off the scale. The red bitters are fuming I tell thee
 
Rival fans. Lots of opinions about us buying young players because 'when they're relegated, young players won't leave.' Or, "How the f*** are they buying players?" The simmer has only just begun and I am hoping that the piss doth boil right over.
Must’ve found a new way to cheat.

Expect an investigation in 2036.
 
I read one that said that we would just have impersonators pretending to be a separate company investing in the club, when really they would be something to do with 'state owned'. They are nuts.
 
Khusanov, Marmoush and Luiz would represent a nice start to the rebuild - probably as good as could be expected for a January window.
Kimmich plus Wirtz/Musiala (or Baena) in the summer and we’re all set!

Still need a top class DM in the 22-27 age range so teams don’t keep cutting through our ponderous midfield. Certainly could be a baptism of fire for a young centre back who’s not played in the PL before.
 
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