pennypennytannerbob
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Blootoof said:How do you get back to a coma?
Doctor Penny says there are a few things you can try:
- headbutting walls
- listening to a combination of play-backs of bollocks from Linekar/Hansen/Irani and Grendle Neville.
- Listening to play-backs of total bollocks from Mark Lawrenson (when you wake from this coma you will have a bitter taste in your mouth)
- Tell the missus she looks fat in her wedding anniversary dress
Take your pick but the last one may have the most serious consequences and you may miss the next few transfer windows.