Without me reading 30+ pages of nonsense. Can someone please sum up if anything has happened?
There has been a huge argument over the merits or lack of in Marwood.
It seems the Rags are being linked with everyman and his dog to flog season tickets and get people to buy the worthless shares, as TH mentioned they will be offering 10m for Messi next.
RVP saga rumbles on but there is no end in sight.
De Rossi lots of links in press but may or may not happen
We may or may not sign Martinez but little has been discussed about this player for yonks.
The usual argument between whether Dzeko is better than RVP
I think that covers it.