All of you saying you'd "cream yourself," etc thinking Leroy Sane may return need to give your head a check! Look at it this way, if you had a wonderful boyfriend/girlfriend whom you loved dearly and treated like a princess/prince that said I'd rather be with someone else, and who's mum was encouraging too that up and left you.
A while later she comes back because new lover didn't work out, you'd be ok with it? The fuck I would, break my heart once not twice.
Go ahead and wank over Leroy and "cream yourself" suckers. It won't end well.