Think it's fair to say, the story of this window looks like Txiki and Mendes getting their pants pulled down by Mino.
Rumour is, he relieved them of their wallets at the same time. Then used the leather from their belts to make an extra fat wallet for all the money he made this summer because they don't make wallets that big.
It also seems Mino may have pulled off a devious and intricate plan to get their families' creditors to foreclose, leaving them facing near destitution.
This turn of events coincidentally led to the favourite son having to leave home... who decided instead to marry that girl from the family they can't stand.
Rumour or fact? Dunno. It is true that Mino was seen at the wedding, larging it at the hosts' table. He's been staying there all summer.
Anyway, the 'de-pantsing'... it happened in the spot where Txiki had planned to plant a beautiful English rose garden, a plan he unfortunately had to cancel halfway through because the gardener had a gentleman's agreement with his usual employer that turned out to be worthless unless accompanied by 200m cash.
Mendes, who apparently 'didn't get' Txiki's text about this, had texted Pep to promised him a surprise. The suprise was for a truck of horseshit to be tipped on to the roses as fertiliser. What fun!
Sadly, when the truck arrived, and dumped it's load, it was on Pep in his convertible BMW, which he had parked in the exact spot where the second half of the garden would have been.
Mendes most apologetically made it up to Txiki and Pep with a promise of handjobs from a woman whose picture he had on the phone. Realising it was a granny wearing a Miss Bumbum mask, they declined. Mendes instead offered Txiki some McDonald's vouchers he got from Smiths... £1.99 for a Big Mac and Fries.
Bouyed by this success, Txiki took Pep and Ferran to Maccy D's to cheer them up. Sadly, by the time he got there, turns out PSG had bought all the food.
They leave, to find Mino standing outside, stuffing his fat face with a Big Mac.
The boys approach him, ask if he's behind all of this.
Mino, straight faced, mouth still full of burger, special sauce spread all over his mouth, is mystified! What you talk of? No such humiliation ever took place! Just coincidence! Is all business for Mino. Nothing personal for you boys! Why would Mino do such a thing?
No. Mino likes them.
He beckons them closer. Says, Mino has kept something aside for MCFC, just perfect. Not cheap, but seriously good value, considering it is the very best on offer. Beautiful suits, eh? Very ...striking! Just what Pep will want after the that truck of shit incident whatadisasterohnobadluck. Are in Germany, but can be ready for you for January 1st.
Now, if MCFC would just like to line up here, and stand still for a moment... close the eyes, raise the arms, this photographer can take a picture - and then Mino will have the measurements he needs for this wonderful outfit.
Mino will just stand behind MCFC, to make sure nothing bad happens like your pants falling down.
What's that? You know PSG are looking for suits like these? What even is a 'P... S... G?' Such strange thing to say. IS NONSENSE! All for MCFC. Mino promises! Just like Mino did with Ibra, you silly bastards. You remember my boy Ibra, eh, lads?
Now - Arms up! Eyes closed. And remember, no peeking until we're finished!
