It's Quiet Thread 15 - Txiki Blinders

[LongsightM13]

My moonshot fantasy for this window is a transfer merry-go-round that ends up with Laporta and Bernado to RM in return for Valverde to us.

Thank God you aren’t running our transfer business then. Dear me

 

[Bustergonad]

With the madness going on, from the vaccines to Afghanistan, this painfully drawn out process is actually reassuring in comparison. Whatever happens, there is an end to this. I would want someone to take the penalties with confidence. If that is Kane, then so it is.

When I saw him miss the penalty in the semi final of the euros I thought to myself he’s perfect for City

 

[14aguero]

Can't say I was a big fan of his prior to this transfer noise. He might very well solve some of the shortcomings in the squad, mainly that there isn't much beyond the skillful and agile attacking midfielders. A slightly lesser version of Lewandowsky's display while Guardiola was in Germany will be welcome.

 

[I'm Blue]

Looks like a unit tbf, similar mould to Haaland. Serbian aswell so will be bang up for a scrap. Could do a lot worse

How is he at Christmas carols?

 

[blue oli]

How is he at Christmas carols?

Not as good as Kiki’s brother Chris.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

How is he at Christmas carols?

He’s done a deadpan rap version of Little Donkey. He’ll do.

 

[chaddblue]

You and your club really are small-time aren't you? I'm surprised you have the energy to type. Must have wanked yourself into a bitter frenzy after winning your cup final on Sunday. If you hold on to Kane, you'll be printing t-shirts, you sad cunts.

He wouldn’t have had the strength in his arm after frantically waving his little flag for the entire lap of honour by the players

 

[DrBlueBob]

He’s done a deadpan rap version of Little Donkey. He’ll do.

I can't even begin to imagine that but I applaud your imagination Al. That and a wee flashback which no doubt shows my age.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Dyslexic fancied a night with a prostitute but ended up in a warehouse.

Called in a terrorist threat when he read Bed Linen was on the 4th floor at Debenhams

 

[DrBlueBob]

Called in a terrorist threat when he read Bed Linen was on the 4th floor at Debenhams

Chapeau Sir. A single like does not suffice. :-)