burning blue soul
Well-Known Member
Results just in from the Hair-band-o-meter polls.
The findings confirm what we, obviously, already suspected.
The number of sarcastic and withering comments in the south east is very low, just at 2 comments per hair-band worn.
The further north you go the tolerance levels drop, with Birmingham seeing 2-5 negative comments per hair-band being worn (Jack will have been feeling relatively safe here).
However, there is a real increase in abuse dished out once you hit the North. 20-75 sarcastic and pithy put downs abound per hair-band(with the figures dropping alarmingly to South East levels around the Trafford area, for some reason!!).
*Important Note: entering the borders, Scotland or Northern Ireland areas, especially unannounced, will put the hair-band wearers life in peril.
The conclusions are clear. Jack, ditch the girly hair clip and get a sensible do!!! ;)