Jack Grealish

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My first match was City v Norwich in 1994, my Dad got us a Bovril and we immediately burned our tits off as Uwe scored!

My kettle doesn't boil the water as hot as Maine Road's Bovril!
Strangely enough my first City game was against Norwich ... but in 1964/65.Bloody 0-0 but I thoroughly enjoyed that night game with those "massive" floodlights on.
 
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Results just in from the Hair-band-o-meter polls.

The findings confirm what we, obviously, already suspected.

The number of sarcastic and withering comments in the south east is very low, just at 2 comments per hair-band worn.
The further north you go the tolerance levels drop, with Birmingham seeing 2-5 negative comments per hair-band being worn (Jack will have been feeling relatively safe here).

However, there is a real increase in abuse dished out once you hit the North. 20-75 sarcastic and pithy put downs abound per hair-band(with the figures dropping alarmingly to South East levels around the Trafford area, for some reason!!).

*Important Note: entering the borders, Scotland or Northern Ireland areas, especially unannounced, will put the hair-band wearers life in peril.

The conclusions are clear. Jack, ditch the girly hair clip and get a sensible do!!! ;)
 
An ex of mine used to eat OXO cubes raw, like a sweet
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Send her AVFC for old times sake ;-)
 
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