Pollocks OG
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Squatting in the bath using the shower as a bum gun.There's only one schoolboy error, having a shit then realising there's no bog roll in the holder.
Squatting in the bath using the shower as a bum gun.There's only one schoolboy error, having a shit then realising there's no bog roll in the holder.
Got to be duct tape, as the sellotape keeps coming undone when wet!And duct tape, schoolboy error to forget that.
Squatting in the bath using the shower as a bum gun.
But back then, he just wanted the money, and we weren't as dominant of team, as we are now. Nowadays it appears that decent players want to join us, just to be able to win silverware.I got fucking nailed mate. I was brave enough to post a pic of him on FB photoshopped in a City shirt with the caption "the cherry on, on the icing, on the cake".
I've still not lived it down.
HahahaDon't need to have a shit to do that.
Or so my mate tells me.
I highly highly doubt this guy is a "senior ESPN writer".| According to senior ESPN writer & transfer specialist
@ZeeshanCLVX
, the rumours of Jack Grealish refusing to join #ManCity are false! The delay is due to the payment structure, which is common when dealing with such high figures - deal is on track.
He's put his name to it so does that matter? Seems to make sense to me because Grealish and Villa said nothing yesterday.I highly highly doubt this guy is a "senior ESPN writer".
Uh, yes? Every twitter nobody can just "put their name to it" and claim to be something they are not, and tweet absolute bollocks. why should we pay attention to every fart a 15 year old with too much time on their hand on twitter makes?He's put his name to it so does that matter? Seems to make sense to me because Grealish and Villa said nothing yesterday.
The training pitch lol still with his teammatesWhere to
It doesn't half make your arse sore though!Chloroform usually works so my mate tells me.
To be honest that would make sense. Regardless of this guy's status being questioned it was posted that they wanted all the cash up front which is ridiculous so I can see why it would be dragging on| According to senior ESPN writer & transfer specialist
@ZeeshanCLVX
, the rumours of Jack Grealish refusing to join #ManCity are false! The delay is due to the payment structure, which is common when dealing with such high figures - deal is on track.
That guy is staying in the hotel with them lol well not with them but he was eating in the hotel bar last night so must have booked in so he could do updates on team training etcThat "A view from the stands" account, my friend is the other half of it and fair play to them for all that interaction, but they know no more than anybody else and are literally basing any news/insight off of "atmosphere and vibe".
The reality is, nobody knows what's happening.
It's just a waiting game.