Jacob Rees-Mogg

Once the **** invented a time machine that brought him from 1842 he knew he was onto a winner. The Machine failed after his first trip and he's trapped here. Sadly with the same 1842 attitudes.
 
Jacob has the vibes of a man who has never had a decent ride in his life, or even had a blow job, not from a woman at least. He tried to run for a seat in a Fife constituency and turned up with his nanny. In Fife ffs. A supposed devout Catholic who’s attitudes towards the poor and needy would revulse his lord and saviour. In a party of c***s he’s a real standout.
 
Jacob has the vibes of a man who has never had a decent ride in his life, or even had a blow job, not from a woman at least. He tried to run for a seat in a Fife constituency and turned up with his nanny. In Fife ffs. A supposed devout Catholic who’s attitudes towards the poor and needy would revulse his lord and saviour. In a party of c***s he’s a real standout.
He’s the absolute antitheses of a Christian.
 
Jacob has the vibes of a man who has never had a decent ride in his life, or even had a blow job, not from a woman at least. He tried to run for a seat in a Fife constituency and turned up with his nanny. In Fife ffs. A supposed devout Catholic who’s attitudes towards the poor and needy would revulse his lord and saviour. In a party of c***s he’s a real standout.
Probably got a few hand jobs from his nanny, just to keep him fucking quiet.
 
Jacob in Fife. He’s 27. You can tell he’s had no fun in his life, he hasn’t aged a bit. A14BBF86-8BCE-496B-83A8-604A93DF53BD.jpeg
 
Jacob has the vibes of a man who has never had a decent ride in his life, or even had a blow job, not from a woman at least. He tried to run for a seat in a Fife constituency and turned up with his nanny. In Fife ffs. A supposed devout Catholic who’s attitudes towards the poor and needy would revulse his lord and saviour. In a party of c***s he’s a real standout.
And one of those who leaves every shred of Christian compassion for others to demonstrate.
 

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