Jacob Rees-Mogg

[denislawsbackheel]

B-bbbut he's got 6 kids?
Does he claim family allowance?
No better than Wayne and Waynetta...

He’s on over a lot more than the cut off threshold.

 

[aguero93:20]

Not finished it yet but I’ve not seen any mention of abortion in the Bible. Lots on helping the poor though and the meek look onto a winner. Maybe Jacob hasn’t got that far yet. He seems stuck in the Old Testament, this Jesus fellow will blow his socks off.

Actually the bible explicitly recommends it in cases of adultery and even gives you tips on his to carry it out. Quite useful really.

 

[aguero93:20]

If Jesus was alive today he’d think that Rees-Mogg was a ****.

I'd say he thought he was a **** when he was still alive.

 

[Koniec]

If Jesus was alive today, Mogg and a

B-bbbut he's got 6 kids?
Does he claim family allowance?
No better than Wayne and Waynetta...

He’s had 6 rides. Possibly.

 

[aguero93:20]

He’s had 6 rides. Possibly.

Have to disagree there. Little silver spooned string of piss has enough money to pay for far more than 6 rides.

 

[west didsblue]

Have to disagree there. Little silver spooned string of piss has enough money to pay for far more than 6 rides.

He certainly looks like he wouldn’t be averse to stalking the streets of Whitechapel with a Victorian style cane with a view to thrashing some harlots rather than shagging them.

 

[aguero93:20]

He certainly looks like he wouldn’t be averse to stalking the streets of Whitechapel with a Victorian style cane with a view to thrashing some harlots rather than shagging them.

Unfortunately for him they'd probably kick the living shit out of him.

 

[west didsblue]

Unfortunately for him they'd probably kick the living shit out of him.

True, although he would probably pay them to pretend to be nanny and spank him.

 

[aguero93:20]

True, although he would probably pay them to pretend to be nanny and spank him.

He's not that wealthy, couldn't afford the "don't use a hockey stick and leather the living fuck out of me" clause.

 

[cinnamon]

‘I see Rees-Mogg is in.’​