Jay Slater (missing kid in Tenerife)

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Any update from paulchapo’s pub landlord?

Damn! @Keeper! Beat me by 2 hours

 

[paulchapo]

Which bar is this if you don’t mind me asking?

No names no pack drill, I know you're familiar with the island.

 

[Maintainin]

When I was a lad I was playing golf and looked down at something moving. It was a gorgeous little mouse cleaning its face.

I saw red and attempted to smash his head in with my club, he moved but i caught him

and as he turned to run away, I again saw red and tried to bring it down on his fleeing head, ended up looking a right twat

Didn’t feel a wrong un for that then, and don’t now either. I never felt anything but justified. Proud even

 

[billblu]

Which bar is this if you don’t mind me asking?

what where the 2 blokes called who used to look like a shit Patrick swayed tribute act called I bet they could find jay ROADHOUSE !

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Anyone thought of asking his Grandad Roy?

 

[Keeper!]

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Damn! @Keeper! Beat me by 2 hours

 

[Keeper!]

A strange situation. They are saying he is a wrong un for hitting someone with a golf club. Depends the circumstances.

When I was a lad I was playing golf and looked down at something moving. It was a gorgeous little mouse cleaning its face. This **** passed me and asked what was that beside me. I said it was a mouse. He had a stick a proceeded to hit and kill the little mouse. I saw red and attempted to smash his head in with my club, he moved but I caught him above his ear spitting his head open and as he turned to run away, I again saw tried to bring it down on his fleeing head, ended up hitting him on the back. Didn’t feel a wrong un for that then, and don’t now either. Cruelty to animals gets me that way. To my mind every scrape I have been in when cunts have been hitting animals I never felt anything but justified. Proud even,

 

[Keeper!]

 

[hammocity]

I'd imagine Jay and his seven mates didn't smash someone's head in with a machete and golf club because they were avenging an innocent mouse.......

But to your credit, and if it counts for anything, I'd say you were justified in your actions.

Over the top reaction to twat someone with a golf club, could have been involved in a murder.

Something doesn't sit right, why didn't he just stop the guy who was killing a mouse with a stick? But to wait until the animal is dead and then turn on him with a golf club, really?

 

[Magicpole]

Sounds like you were a club too short there Magic

4 Iron.