Jeff Stelling

I'm living in Portsmouth and let me tell you people are very unhappy about the media reaction to the last 24 hours. Very little on Portsmouth's title win, or anyone else for that matter- all the publicity is going to Jeff Stelling FC. If their best-known fan wasn't a Sky presenter nobody would give a shit.
 
I'm living in Portsmouth and let me tell you people are very unhappy about the media reaction to the last 24 hours. Very little on Portsmouth's title win, or anyone else for that matter- all the publicity is going to Jeff Stelling FC. If their best-known fan wasn't a Sky presenter nobody would give a shit.
And Portsmouth done it in style winning was it 7.1 and as you say not a peep,glad to see Portsmouth go back up their fall from grace involved having that fucker twitcher as manager who left them in the shit ..
 
Portsmouth also became only the 5th team to win the titles in the top 4 tiers of English footie.

As people say, rather more important news than the Rochdale of the NE
 
I'm glad Hartlepool finally went down. Apart from a very few seasons, ever since I was a kid they've been absolute shite. They hold the record for the number of times a club has had to apply fior re-election (11) but they survived each year when better clubs failed to be re-elected. Gateshead were kicked out of the League the first and only time they had to apply for re-election in 1960. They were only 3rd bottom while Hartlepool were bottom.
The re-election system was utterly bent and absolutely outrageous.
 
The re-election system was utterly bent and absolutely outrageous.
David Gill would like to thank you for drawing his attention to an "utterly bent and absolutely outrageous" system. He will try to implement something similar for the benefit of the rags. Possibly entry to the CL being voted on by TV company executives.
 
I find Stellings cabal seedy. You know if you took your wife to a nice hotel and she went to the bar, him and his mates would be like fucking schoolboys eyeing her up and nudging each other.

I look of course but i get the impression they will not show the social grace and customs expected of blokes who notice a lady is taken i.e. look away and maybe a slight polite nod to him if he notices as to notify your not a leering twat to the womans fella, if you only just noticed she was with someone.
 
Feel sorry for Hartlepool and their fans except for Stelling. He constantly has sly digs at City (not sure what we have done in the past to upset the txxt)

Yesterday the Sky Panel should have remained impartial. I wonder what Newport fans made of it all!

I imagine they laughed their heads off at full time.
 
I'm living in Portsmouth and let me tell you people are very unhappy about the media reaction to the last 24 hours. Very little on Portsmouth's title win, or anyone else for that matter- all the publicity is going to Jeff Stelling FC. If their best-known fan wasn't a Sky presenter nobody would give a shit.

I thought that, and the same goes for Newcastle yesterday being sidelined.
 
He really thinks the show is all about him nowadays. The ego must be massive..

Soccer Saturday was new and fresh about 20 years ago, now it is old, stale and badly needs a shake up like it has for about 10 years... getting rid of aluminis like "Merse" and "Le Tiss".. it's turned into Little House on the Prairie. Everyone too comfortable..

I loved the show when Rodney Marsh was on about 15 years ago, and even George Best.. it was proper football chat and unpredictable, you could expect some spike and some controversy.. now it is dull, predictable and boring. Like Arsenal and football in general, it's turned too soft, comfortable and PC !
 
The BT version of soccer Saturday probably just as bad
BBC have Garth Crooks enough said

Exactly. Everyone moans at Soccer Saturday but no alternative can match it. Why would they change there format because of a minority of moaners ?
 
The BT version of soccer Saturday probably just as bad
BBC have Garth Crooks enough said
The BT one is a little more relaxed, not all screaming and shouting like the dicks on Soccer Saturday but still the pundits on there are equally terrible in other ways and same with the BBC one. Ultimately none of them are ever going to be any good until they learn how to recruit pundits who are interesting, well informed and not very annoying. I don't understand how all of the channels seem so incapable of finding anyone who can do the job well.
 
I watched Jabba the Crooks recently interviewing a former player for Football Focus. There's Crooks with one of his many chins cradling between his finger and thumb, one eyebrow raised quizzically like a fucking fat bloated Roger Moore, nodding all sagely and wisely like some intellectual heavyweight, and the ex-player he was interviewing was none other than David 'I'm-thicker-than-27-mattresses-laid-on-top-of-one-another' Beckham.

FFS! The way Mount Lard was acting you'd have thought he was deep in conversation with Stephen Fry, Chris Hitchens and the Dalai Lama all rolled into one gargantuan bonce.
 
The BT version of soccer Saturday probably just as bad
BBC have Garth Crooks enough said
Team of the week is laughable again ...................Well, what a performance by Axel Tuanzebe. The approach from the 19-year-old was just perfect. He did exactly what his senior professionals in the United line-up told him to do and played everything simple.

He never once over-complicated the game when in possession and although United lost, Tuanzebe took care of Alexis Sanchez as if he was playing a youth team game and looked a star in the making.

We've already seen Marcus Rashford and Jesse Lingard come through at United. Where are they getting these kids from? It's great to see a Premier League club bringing through home-grown talent. I was beginning to think we'd forgotten how.
 
I watched Jabba the Crooks recently interviewing a former player for Football Focus. There's Crooks with one of his many chins cradling between his finger and thumb, one eyebrow raised quizzically like a fucking fat bloated Roger Moore, nodding all sagely and wisely like some intellectual heavyweight, and the ex-player he was interviewing was none other than David 'I'm-thicker-than-27-mattresses-laid-on-top-of-one-another' Beckham.

FFS! The way Mount Lard was acting you'd have thought he was deep in conversation with Stephen Fry, Chris Hitchens and the Dalai Lama all rolled into one gargantuan bonce.
Spot on
 

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