Paul Lake's Left Knee
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Do you think you are posting in the Liverpool thread mate??
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Jehovas Witnesses
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Do you think you are posting in the Liverpool thread mate??
dronefromsector7G
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Sounds like off topic to me.Do you think you are posting in the Liverpool thread mate??
Do you think you are posting in the Liverpool thread mate??
I have first hand experience of these clowns. They prey on the vulnerable and if they manage to convert them while they're young they get another generation of warped religious nutters. Their only saving grace is that they haven't resorted to terrorism yet.
I have cousins who were brought up in this cult and they are so socially backwards it's frightening.
TCIB
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I have first hand experience of these clowns. They prey on the vulnerable and if they manage to convert them while they're young they get another generation of warped religious nutters. Their only saving grace is that they haven't resorted to terrorism yet.
I have cousins who were brought up in this cult and they are so socially backwards it's frightening.
Well i converted one in the garden of her next door neighbours back garden at 4am on a summer night/morning back to real life.
Namely that of lots of sex and booze (hooch was our poison of choice back then if memory serves).
Paul Lake's Left Knee
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I have first hand experience of these clowns. They prey on the vulnerable and if they manage to convert them while they're young they get another generation of warped religious nutters. Their only saving grace is that they haven't resorted to terrorism yet.
I have cousins who were brought up in this cult and they are so socially backwards it's frightening.
I sat next to one at work for a couple of years, fair to say the words he hated to hear the most were, "Marcus I want to talk to you about God" as one of his warped rules was if anyone wanted to talk about god then he had to. Then he would be asked the most graphic sexual questions or convoluted evolution questions, mixed in with ridicule and plenty of laughter. I did learn quite a bit about his cult, you are right, its totally fucked up. Much like being a Liverpool fan.
Well i converted one in the garden of her next door neighbours back garden at 4am on a summer night/morning back to real life.
Namely that of lots of sex and booze (hooch was our poison of choice back then if memory serves).
Another of my cousins once lived a few hundred yards away from a Kingdom Hall. He found out they had banned their members from knocking on his door. It was because he used to invite them in and then destroy their arguments using their own method of quoting the scriptures. I have to concede that sometimes a Catholic education does have it's merits.
Sam Armstrong
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I just say "I'm a 'born again' atheist" as I politely smile and slowly close the door .... works every time!!!
I sat next to one at work for a couple of years, fair to say the words he hated to hear the most were, "Marcus I want to talk to you about God" as one of his warped rules was if anyone wanted to talk about god then he had to. Then he would be asked the most graphic sexual questions or convoluted evolution questions, mixed in with ridicule and plenty of laughter. I did learn quite a bit about his cult, you are right, its totally fucked up. Much like being a Liverpool fan.
One of my uncles emigrated to Australia with his young family. His wife was at home and lonely whilst he went out to work and they managed to worm their way in and convert her. He went along with it for the easy life and all their kids were brought up into the cult.
They moved back here when I was 15 and the same week I got a lecture from my 18 year old cousin about the dangers of masturbation. You can imagine my response, I ripped the fucking piss out of him. He's in his 50's now and is still just as naive as he was back then. They are a seriously fucked up cult.
One of the benefits of living in the countryside is no knocks on the door. No carol singers, no jehovas, peace and quiet.
Loads of cow shit though.
So we are in the Liverpool thread