goalmole
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Jehovas Witnesses
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goalmole
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He's 50 and never had a wank? Doesn't know what he's missed.One of my uncles emigrated to Australia with his young family. His wife was at home and lonely whilst he went out to work and they managed to worm their way in and convert her. He went along with it for the easy life and all their kids were brought up into the cult.
They moved back here when I was 15 and the same week I got a lecture from my 18 year old cousin about the dangers of masturbation. You can imagine my response, I ripped the fucking piss out of him. He's in his 50's now and is still just as naive as he was back then. They are a seriously fucked up cult.
better dead than red
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When I was in uni two young women my age knocked at my door. They were fit AF. Within 30 seconds I knew they were Jehovah's witnesses. When they asked if they could come in of course I said yes.
I listened politely and ogled them for about 20 minutes then asked them to leave as I had to go out. They asked if they could come back. I said of course.
Two days later some old geezer and old bag knock at the door. They told me they were the Jehovah's Witnesses calling again. I told them to piss off. It was the 20ish year old females I wanted to come back not them. Shut the door. End of.
Feel like they use the fit uni age girls as a honey trap for imbeciles like me.
I listened politely and ogled them for about 20 minutes then asked them to leave as I had to go out. They asked if they could come back. I said of course.
Two days later some old geezer and old bag knock at the door. They told me they were the Jehovah's Witnesses calling again. I told them to piss off. It was the 20ish year old females I wanted to come back not them. Shut the door. End of.
Feel like they use the fit uni age girls as a honey trap for imbeciles like me.
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otherwise
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I just nod and take their sheet normally invite to easter service and say okay, then close the door.
Bill
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Most religious people are hypocrites. Any religion.Dated a chick who became a JW in her younger days when her Mother married one (who was quite high up in the ranks)
According to her, it is completely full of hypocrites.... The guy kicked the shit out of her mother, it was reported to the church
and because of his status they sided with him. His two sons (from a different woman) who were also JW's apparently sexually abused her.
Alongside the other stuff i heard about JW, I've been lead to believe it's a pile of crap and full of hypocrites.
Obviously I never "witnessed" these events but she had no reason to lie.
Never had any knock on my door...
Thenumber1blue
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I never answer the door unless i've got parcels coming,even if they can see me.
Knew some growing up,nicest people i've ever met,never tried to preach to me.They were good friends and good people.
Knew some growing up,nicest people i've ever met,never tried to preach to me.They were good friends and good people.
steviemc
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Simply answer the door naked, with an erection and with your body painted head to toe in blue swirly patterns. Politely inform them that your not interested in joining a monotheistic faith but tell them they are quite welcome to come and join in the Pagan orgy that's currently going on upstairs
kas_tippler
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But I live in a bungalowSimply answer the door naked, with an erection and with your body painted head to toe in blue swirly patterns. Politely inform them that your not interested in joining a monotheistic faith but tell them they are quite welcome to come and join in the Pagan orgy that's currently going on upstairs
I remember 2 of them trying to stop me in the middle of the street whilst I was 21.5 miles in to a 22 mile run. If I stopped, I would have ripped their head off. Instead I just carried on my run shouting abuse probably looking like a crazy person to anyone passing by
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worsleyweb
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They allways look very well dressed outside Kingdom Hall in northernden.
Just as an aside I went in that Scientology place on deansgate once and did the stress test. What a fucking hoot that was. Asked the guy if he could help get my Csa payments down.
Just as an aside I went in that Scientology place on deansgate once and did the stress test. What a fucking hoot that was. Asked the guy if he could help get my Csa payments down.