Jeremy Clarkson : Execute strikers

Signori said:
The Flash said:
Signori said:
Dont! your sexuality will be questioned if you dont like it!

crikey the shame of not agreeing with watered down TV for fast car enthusiasts and races that include a car vs a donkey with a rocket up its arse or whatever.......

Had I been questioning your sexuality, there would have been a '?' after the word 'Gay'.

I was merely stating fact.



The internet 'hard man' strikes again with another blow of unquestionable hilarity, all constructed behind his sticky keyboard, as he celebrates the ping of the microwave as another meal for 1 does its 3 minute cycle...........

The Flash has obvious problems holding his liquor... Ican only assume that he got too pissed too early 'cos if this drivel was produced sober ... well ... um ... a bit sad really

-- Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:58 pm --

BoyBlue_1985 said:
dom said:
Mugatu said:
How anyone sees this man as some sort of Messiah is beyond me. A sad caricaturish, denim wearing, paunchy, predictible, male menopausal mouthpiece who revels in the sound of his own voice. A man whose grasp on the world is formed from tiny soundbites he grabbed from a Daily Mail headline which he then regurgitates in an "amusing" way as if he's some kind of subject matter expert on everything from foxhunts to the Battle of Britain.

Keep buying the videos and the reading by numbers books kids, you're making him a very, very rich man.

This ^^^

The little twerp is as thick as whale omlette
Typical minor public schoolboy mentality and accent.. tries to sound loftily posh but the southern twang is there (daily mail through and through)

Tw@t

Yes so thick he saw that taking over the Top Gear name and making it what he did would work. So absolutly thick was his idea that Top Gear is now shown all over the world and is one of the most profitable shows the BBC airs
Thick twat its amazing he can breathe

Try checking out Howard Gardener's theory of multiple intelligences

Clarkson may economically shrewd but he has the social intelligence of a house brick.<br /><br />-- Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:58 pm --<br /><br />
BoyBlue_1985 said:
dom said:
Mugatu said:
How anyone sees this man as some sort of Messiah is beyond me. A sad caricaturish, denim wearing, paunchy, predictible, male menopausal mouthpiece who revels in the sound of his own voice. A man whose grasp on the world is formed from tiny soundbites he grabbed from a Daily Mail headline which he then regurgitates in an "amusing" way as if he's some kind of subject matter expert on everything from foxhunts to the Battle of Britain.

Keep buying the videos and the reading by numbers books kids, you're making him a very, very rich man.

This ^^^

The little twerp is as thick as whale omlette
Typical minor public schoolboy mentality and accent.. tries to sound loftily posh but the southern twang is there (daily mail through and through)

Tw@t

Yes so thick he saw that taking over the Top Gear name and making it what he did would work. So absolutly thick was his idea that Top Gear is now shown all over the world and is one of the most profitable shows the BBC airs
Thick twat its amazing he can breathe

Try checking out Howard Gardener's theory of multiple intelligences

Clarkson may economically shrewd but he has the social intelligence of a house brick.
 
SWP's back said:
mackenzie said:
Pigeonho said:
And as the saying goes, to each their own
:-)
Agreed ;-)
But he is still very unfunny.
Wow, so your opinion is the correct one?


And here is a classic example of someone who doesn't get dry humour at all.

Sorry SWP, next time I'll make sure a big eff off ;-) is there just for you x
 
mackenzie said:
Balti said:
mackenzie said:
Isn't it just.

Could have saved them for Iran.
:-(

Do the Iranians tuck their shirts into their right wing Nazi car driving middle class pants too?

No idea.
You?

Probably not. Their skirts'd be tucked in their trollies and they might look a bit silly even by Clarkson standards? (The nazi bar steward).
 

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