Prove it. All we have so far is your assertion. Prove you're from the UK and not an American.
So what you're saying is that you *do* get invited to lots of parties? Hmmm, on the evidence so far - your HR policy chat challenge, and your 42,163 posts on here in the last 13 years - you really don't go to many. Of the ones you do get invited to, how many invite you back a second time?
Christ, that's like nearly 10 posts a day for the last 13 years! Including holidays. And when you're away. and Xmas. and when you're ill. Fuck.