Jo Swinson

[Ban-jani]

Leader of the Liberal undemocrats

How did you come to that conclusion?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

She looks like Tommy Cooper.

And just like that, GDM has gone off her.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

She looks like Tommy Cooper.

And that’s wrong because?..

 

[squirtyflower]

And that’s wrong because?..

He’s dead

 

[Banned Tosspot]

I thought we were dropping the whole thing about looks?

You were a keen advocate, even calling for bans.

I was calling out sexism as were a few others.

Sorry if I've upset you.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

He’s dead

#riptommy

 

[Ban-jani]

I was calling out sexism as were a few others.

Sorry if I've upset you.

The only sadness you bring me is a feeling of sorryness towards you.

 

[Len Rum]

'Ckin Ada.
JO SWINSON'S Lib Dems have now become the true disciples of austerity and Osbornomics.
The JO SWINSON party is proposing to run a budget surplus and have called out the Tories and Labour for their reckless spending and borrowing plans.
A natural economic home at last for @Chippy_boy .

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

He’s dead

wouldn't stop Wayne.

 

[Len Rum]

Lib Dem Sam Gyimah on Twitter slagging off Labour's announcement yesterday to provide free NETFLIX to everyone!
Yes you heard it first here, not free broadband connection but free NETFLIX according to the lib dems.
YCNMIU Jeff.
Yes that's JO SWINSON'S liberal democrats folks.

 

[Len Rum]

See Jo's now become trigger happy about pressing the nuke button.
Scarier than Trump.
It's a big change for the planet saving lib dems to have nuke 'em Jo in charge.
At least @Ban-jani will be pleased.

 

[Ban-jani]

See Jo's now become trigger happy about pressing the nuke button.
Scarier than Trump.
It's a big change for the planet saving lib dems to have nuke 'em Jo in charge.
At least @Ban-jani will be pleased.

Anyone who becomes the Prime Minister of the UK and answers “no” to that question of using nukes is a fucking idiot and a danger to the country of epic proportions.

 

[Gray]

So she thinks stopping Brexit will give her more money to spend, how does that work?

Seeing how we are a net contributor to the EC how does she figure staying in will allow her to throw money around with gay abandon.

 

[Len Rum]

Anyone who becomes the Prime Minister of the UK and answers “no” to that question of using nukes is a fucking idiot and a danger to the country of epic proportions.

Ha Ha.
You don't do nuance do you mate.
There are ways of answering this question in the affirmative without sounding like an immature18 year old who wants to appear hard.
But I won't waste my time with you explaining how.

 

[Ban-jani]

Ha Ha.
You don't do nuance do you mate.
There are ways of answering this question in the affirmative without sounding like an immature18 year old who wants to appear hard.
But I won't waste my time with you explaining how.

It’s a serious topic that deserves a hard line on it. We spend billions a year on a deterrent and the whole fucking point of a deterrent is to deter would be enemies. Corbyn saying he doesn’t know if he’d use it will make the likes of Putin lick his lips.

But then again a successful Russian invasion is like a wet dream to you lot.

 

[abu13]

Anyone who becomes the Prime Minister of the UK and answers “no” to that question of using nukes is a fucking idiot and a danger to the country of epic proportions.

If i was an MP running for office and asked this question i's say "why the fuck not, lets face it if countries start firing them at each other there will be nothing worth surviving for"

 

[blueparrot]

So she thinks stopping Brexit will give her more money to spend, how does that work?

Seeing how we are a net contributor to the EC how does she figure staying in will allow her to throw money around with gay abandon.

Stronger ecomomy, simple as that.

 

[Ban-jani]

If i was an MP running for office and asked this question i's say "why the fuck not, lets face it if countries start firing them at each other there will be nothing worth surviving for"

I would give Theresa May’s and Jo Swinson’s answer.

You fucking bet I would.

 

[Ban-jani]

So she thinks stopping Brexit will give her more money to spend, how does that work?

Seeing how we are a net contributor to the EC how does she figure staying in will allow her to throw money around with gay abandon.

The economy obviously.

Plus she’s putting tax up across the board and charging frequent flyers a lot more.

 

[urban genie]

Her nuclear button answer showed why she isn't up to any hob in a cabinet, never mind as PM.

Even at the height of the cold war neither side were prepared to push the button or say they would, but it was implied they might, the ambiguity is why it is an effective deterent.