Joao Cancelo | Al Hilal Player

Good idea. Let’s have a thread that’s all photoshopped versions of this pic.
If I wasn’t a technicaly challenged F.O.C I would start it off with either a massive cock head or a massive flange for a face.
I thought you said photoshop?
 
He said, "I am Joao Cancelo and I'm going to play not some kid (Rico Lewis)" and tried lunging after Pep which caused Ruben, Bernardo and few others to intervene and hold him back.. after which he kicked a ball towards Pep.

Basically he's not getting re-integrated.. he's burned his bridges!

If you look up the journalist reportings and fan channels.. it was confirmed by basically everyone as the reason why he went from being loved to being persona non grata overnight.
Did he not hurt Foden with a crap tackle as well?
 
Pisses me of that Cancelo is such an arse hole because he is such a great player in the final third for Assists!

He is pushing 30 and has 2 years left on his contract whatever Barcelona offer we should take
Won't be a cash buy, they'll go for the usual last minute loan - and since we don't seem to have any other offers knocking around we'll have to accept.
Edit: you're right about his assists, his defending leaves a lot to be desired
 
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He said, "I am Joao Cancelo and I'm going to play not some kid (Rico Lewis)" and tried lunging after Pep which caused Ruben, Bernardo and few others to intervene and hold him back.. after which he kicked a ball towards Pep.

Basically he's not getting re-integrated.. he's burned his bridges!

If you look up the journalist reportings and fan channels.. it was confirmed by basically everyone as the reason why he went from being loved to being persona non grata overnight.

mental that he went for Pep over potentially losing hsi place in the team
 
Don’t know if the club can do this but why don’t they tell cancelo and his agent if you want to go to Barcelona they have to pay. If not you can go on loan somewhere else. If you don’t find a club to go on loan or buy you, you will rot and train by yourself. Your training schedule will be ftom1100 pm to 100 am or 400 am to 6 00 am…take your pick!!
 
Don’t know if the club can do this but why don’t they tell cancelo and his agent if you want to go to Barcelona they have to pay. If not you can go on loan somewhere else. If you don’t find a club to go on loan or buy you, you will rot and train by yourself. Your training schedule will be ftom1100 pm to 100 am or 400 am to 6 00 am…take your pick!!
Not a chance the club will be able to impose that training regime on him
 
Don’t know if the club can do this but why don’t they tell cancelo and his agent if you want to go to Barcelona they have to pay. If not you can go on loan somewhere else. If you don’t find a club to go on loan or buy you, you will rot and train by yourself. Your training schedule will be ftom1100 pm to 100 am or 400 am to 6 00 am…take your pick!!
lol
 
Don’t know if the club can do this but why don’t they tell cancelo and his agent if you want to go to Barcelona they have to pay. If not you can go on loan somewhere else. If you don’t find a club to go on loan or buy you, you will rot and train by yourself. Your training schedule will be ftom1100 pm to 100 am or 400 am to 6 00 am…take your pick!!

That would be unreasonable and probably a breach of contract. No one else is expected to train at such unreasonable times. I do agree that he should be told you are not going to Barca unless they buy you for £x, otherwise we will loan you elsewhere and if you refuse, you train alone and won’t be registered in any of the first team squads. He’s an arse and we need to show him who’s boss. There’s no way he gets reintegrated into the squad… he’s a bad egg.
 
Not a chance the club will be able to impose that training regime on him
You guys do know I was be facetious. The point I wanted to make was that, and this is not being facetious, they could make it known to him and his people that, if he didn’t go somewhere else, things will be uncomfortable for him. That’s all..
 
You guys do know I was be facetious. The point I wanted to make was that, and this is not being facetious, they could make it known to him and his people that, if he didn’t go somewhere else, things will be uncomfortable for him. That’s all..
Facetious or not, I’m sure we’d do it if we could Frank
 
He said, "I am Joao Cancelo and I'm going to play not some kid (Rico Lewis)" and tried lunging after Pep which caused Ruben, Bernardo and few others to intervene and hold him back.. after which he kicked a ball towards Pep.

Basically he's not getting re-integrated.. he's burned his bridges!

If you look up the journalist reportings and fan channels.. it was confirmed by basically everyone as the reason why he went from being loved to being persona non grata overnight.
How do you know all this?
 
Facetious or not, I’m sure we’d do it if we could Frank
The part I was being facetious about was the training schedule part. The other part I was serious.

Tell him and his people no taking the piss about a cheap o deal to Barcelona. They either buy you or have another club buy you or you stay and rot..
 
The part I was being facetious about was the training schedule part. The other part I was serious.

Tell him and his people no taking the piss about a cheap o deal to Barcelona. They either buy you or have another club buy you or you stay and rot..
Agree 100% Frank. Not seen you since the Chaddy Arms days. Hope you’re well pal.
 
Agree 100% Frank. Not seen you since the Chaddy Arms days. Hope you’re well pal.
OMG!! The Chaddy Arms!! Big Bernard!! Don’t think I ever saw him without a beer or a hamburger in his hands!!

Remember the session in there after the Sunderland relegation match!!

Happy days.
 
OMG!! The Chaddy Arms!! Big Bernard!! Don’t think I ever saw him without a beer or a hamburger in his hands!!

Remember the session in there after the Sunderland relegation match!!

Happy days.
He’s still around. I was Chairman of the branch at that time.
 

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