Job interview at City - Got the job!!!!

[KingRuben]

Re: Job interview at City

Had the interview this morning, just got a phone call back inviting me in for an hour's trial next Wednesday so sounds good so far! Thanks to all for advice and to the certain poster who made me have the idea of getting my cock out run through my mind at numerous points in the interview as he stated on here!

Well done!

And one for the grandkids that - "I was a contender me - I even had a trial for City when they were the premier league champions"! :-)

Already used that when I updates my facebook status haha! cheers everyone by the way will keep you updates how it goes Wednesday, will spend my time attempting to get discounts and trying to become the new ITK haha!

 

[Vienna_70]

Re: Job interview at City

Congratulations, mate. I'm really pleased for you.

I hope the trial goes well next week and that you're not found guilty ;-)

 

[peoffrey]

Re: Job interview at City

Dress smart, be early, and make plenty of eye contact!

I'd disagree about being early. We had a Lad turn up 30 minutes early for an interview once and I vividly recall my Manager going "he's here already?!" because there wasn't anywhere for him to sit aside from Reception. Be prompt.

 

[bluemonkey71]

Re: Job interview at City

good luck!

 

[Notinmylifetime]

Re: Job interview at City

Had the interview this morning, just got a phone call back inviting me in for an hour's trial next Wednesday so sounds good so far! Thanks to all for advice and to the certain poster who made me have the idea of getting my cock out run through my mind at numerous points in the interview as he stated on here!

Ah, so the interviewers were using the old 'read your mind technique' eh! Next Wednesday remember to be thinking 'I'll get my cock out any minute now' and you'll breeze through the trial. Good luck and I'm glad my advice helped.

 

[SS117]

Re: Job interview at City

Nice one mate, well done. I had an interview today (not at City) they rang me back and said the person who got the job beat me by a point or something like that. Rather annoying!

 

[pride in battle]

Re: Job interview at City

Good luck!<br /><br />-- Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:12 pm --<br /><br />Good luck!

 

[daveduke67]

Re: Job interview at City

Will the job involve working during our games?


Not so bad if you don't go but if you do throwing a sickie every time City play may start to raise a few suspicions ;-)

 

[peoffrey]

Re: Job interview at City

Nice one mate, well done. I had an interview today (not at City) they rang me back and said the person who got the job beat me by a point or something like that. Rather annoying!

Ask to remain in consideration for future roles. If you really interested them then they might find something for you.

 

[dom]

Re: Job interview at City

Dont be late, dont swear, dont fart more than once and never get your cock out.....and I'm talking from experience as I didn't get the job.

...and switch your mobile off !!!!

... I got not one... but two calls, within a minute, at a crucial stage in an interview....the head honcho (scouse git) asked as the the second call started ringing..

..... "dyer wanner geh dat?"....

so glad those cocks ended up in league nowhere land !!!!<br /><br />-- Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:31 pm --<br /><br />

If they give you situation based questions remember to:

Situation, describe the situation

Task or Target, what was the goal or objective

Action, what you did,

Result – What happened using specifics and measurements

Best way for people who use these type of techniques.....

Convert your sentences to a mass of as many buzz words as possibile even if they aren't relevant
Understand that you will be hated by most people in the world

Never forget to use every opportunity to be patronising to others

Try and lick as much arse as possible this will be your best career move

Strategy - always have one and even if you don't keep telling people to stick to it, this way when things fail you can blame them for not following it

having to wipe down the computer screen now...don't post this while I'm drinking !!!!